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Glad-I-Ate-Her · 10-06-2003, 05:35 PM

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.

What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hotdog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong.

Glad

tekaweni · 10-07-2003, 04:20 AM

True, true. I'm married so can fully identify

Good joke!

zaiaz · 10-09-2003, 01:05 PM

Uh huh that's what you get...been there done that.

doubleaught · 10-12-2003, 10:19 PM

Yes, Yes! Better to just ignore her.
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10-06-2003, 05:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Glad-I-Ate-Her Junkie Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero	A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park. What a day ! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, the latest Star Wars epic, a hotdog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well, Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her _expression suddenly changed. "You idiot, I meant my dress size!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's gonna get it wrong. Glad __________________ I'm "Glad I Ate Her" because the payback was worth it!!

10-07-2003, 04:20 AM	#2 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	True, true. I'm married so can fully identify Good joke! __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-09-2003, 01:05 PM	#3 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Uh huh that's what you get...been there done that. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

10-12-2003, 10:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
doubleaught Psycho Location: OMFG BRB	Yes, Yes! Better to just ignore her. ?