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soccerchamp76 · 10-08-2003, 02:26 PM

This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time?"

"Sure", he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her.

She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?"

The guy says: "Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into."

TerresqueÜ · 10-08-2003, 05:46 PM

HAHAHHAHAHAHA i love jokes like that!

Mantus · 10-08-2003, 08:36 PM

hehehehe - burn

tommy thompson · 10-08-2003, 10:11 PM

OH MY.

Midlandmadman · 10-09-2003, 08:35 AM

hahaha that was quite funny!

zaiaz · 10-09-2003, 12:40 PM

Old..... but good.

Esoteric · 10-09-2003, 06:28 PM

ROFL!

Shpoop · 10-09-2003, 06:31 PM

never heard it before, not bad at all!

Mavric98 · 10-09-2003, 07:26 PM

I wonder if he is going to actually try to.

Great joke.

steveincolumbus · 10-10-2003, 12:43 PM

gloveshot3 · 10-11-2003, 07:41 AM

i think i dated her once

loganmule · 10-11-2003, 09:38 PM

funny, and one I haven't heard before

Chuckles · 10-12-2003, 12:05 AM

oh man thats fuckin hilarious haha, never heard anythin like it!

Brewmaniac · 10-12-2003, 08:55 AM

This is great! Thanks

Dragon_Imp · 10-13-2003, 07:02 AM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! good one

Silverbrain · 10-13-2003, 07:11 AM

Good one!

weasel519 · 10-29-2003, 01:02 PM

haha thats great!

mb99usa · 10-29-2003, 01:07 PM

I must ask the question.

Was the entrance fur-lined?

txgirl · 10-29-2003, 05:35 PM

pretty damn funny!

bennyb · 10-29-2003, 07:13 PM

Hookers are always funny

Bowlcut · 10-29-2003, 07:14 PM

oooooo

and as it was said on whore jepordy

I want a little vagina, cause mine is as big as a hat

Disco Stu · 10-31-2003, 01:31 PM

ROFL!! hot damn thats some funny shit. great post

10-08-2003, 02:26 PM	#1 (permalink)
soccerchamp76 Go Cardinals Location: St. Louis/Cincinnati	Good retort! This guy was walking down the street and this hooker says, "Say, wanna have a good time?" "Sure", he says and they were off to the nearest motel. She takes off her clothes and he keeps staring at her. She says, "Is this the first pussy you seen since you crawled out of one?" The guy says: "Nope, just the first one I've seen big enough to crawl back into." __________________ Brian Griffin: Ah, if my memory serves me, this is the physics department. Chris Griffin: That would explain all the gravity.

10-08-2003, 05:46 PM	#2 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	HAHAHHAHAHAHA i love jokes like that! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

10-08-2003, 10:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
tommy thompson Psycho	OH MY. __________________ ...a wandering soul...

10-09-2003, 08:35 AM	#5 (permalink)
Midlandmadman Redwing fan extraordinaire Location: Michigan	hahaha that was quite funny! __________________ Its good to be back.

10-09-2003, 12:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Old..... but good. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

10-08-2003, 08:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mantus lascivious	hehehehe - burn

10-09-2003, 06:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	ROFL! __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

10-09-2003, 06:31 PM	#8 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	never heard it before, not bad at all!

10-09-2003, 07:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mavric98 Tilted Location: I am not living.	I wonder if he is going to actually try to. Great joke. __________________ "Hope is for people that don't stand a chance."

10-10-2003, 12:43 PM	#10 (permalink)
steveincolumbus Psycho Location: BFE, Kentucky	lol

10-11-2003, 07:41 AM	#11 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	i think i dated her once

10-11-2003, 09:38 PM	#12 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	funny, and one I haven't heard before

10-12-2003, 12:05 AM	#13 (permalink)
Chuckles Insane Location: California	oh man thats fuckin hilarious haha, never heard anythin like it!

10-12-2003, 08:55 AM	#14 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	This is great! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

10-13-2003, 07:02 AM	#15 (permalink)
Dragon_Imp Tilted	ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! good one

10-13-2003, 07:11 AM	#16 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Good one! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

10-29-2003, 01:02 PM	#17 (permalink)
weasel519 Upright	haha thats great!

10-29-2003, 01:07 PM	#18 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	I must ask the question. Was the entrance fur-lined? __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

10-29-2003, 05:35 PM	#19 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	pretty damn funny!

10-29-2003, 07:13 PM	#20 (permalink)
bennyb Banned	Hookers are always funny

10-29-2003, 07:14 PM	#21 (permalink)
Bowlcut Tilted Location: Nashville, TN USA	oooooo and as it was said on whore jepordy I want a little vagina, cause mine is as big as a hat __________________ Remember, my opinion is as irrelevant as yours.....

10-31-2003, 01:31 PM	#22 (permalink)
Disco Stu Psycho Location: Springfield, USA	ROFL!! hot damn thats some funny shit. great post