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Old 10-11-2003, 06:29 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Do you like cow jokes? Of course you do.

everybody likes cow jokes.


what do you call a robotic cow?

a moo-chine.



what do you call a cow that does tricks?

a moo-gician.



what do cows like to do on saturday afternoon?

go to the moo-vies.



what is a cow's favorite Ozzy Osbourne album?

Bark at the Moo-n.


what do you call a cow the first time it gets on the internet?

a moo-bie.



why dont cows argue?

its a moo-t point.



what is a cows favorite animal?

moo-se.



what kind of jewelry do cows like?

moo-d rings.



what did the cow with mad cow disease say?

MOO MOTHERFUCKER!
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Old 10-11-2003, 07:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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MOO-ve this to the MOO-vie page
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Old 10-11-2003, 06:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
hahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha
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Old 08-02-2004, 10:27 AM   #4 (permalink)
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New addition to an old thread...

Two cows are eating grass in a pasture when one of the asks the other, "Hey, what do you think about all this hubbub over Mad Cow Disease?"

The other one says, "Why you asking me? I'm an airplane!"
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Old 08-03-2004, 12:17 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Moo-ved to hysteria
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Old 08-03-2004, 08:18 AM   #6 (permalink)
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lol
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Old 08-03-2004, 11:39 AM   #7 (permalink)
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what do you call a singing cow?

a moo-sician.
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Old 08-03-2004, 12:15 PM   #8 (permalink)
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what do you call a cow driving a panel truck?

a moo-ver
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Old 08-11-2004, 08:37 AM   #9 (permalink)
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what do you call a cow with no left legs?

Lean beef.
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