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tekaweni · 10-12-2003, 01:45 PM

There was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle.

"That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'."

"But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (not to mention gullible) recruit.

The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'."

The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him.

The recruit points the broom. "Bangety Bang Bang!" The German falls dead. More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens.

Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward him. "Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit.

The German keeps coming.

"Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!"

It's no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says...

"Tankety Tank Tank."

cjgallen · 10-12-2003, 05:28 PM

haha! It makes no sense, but it made me laugh

CSflim · 10-13-2003, 10:31 AM

Repost.
I liked the original better for some reason...
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...&threadid=8947

tekaweni · 10-13-2003, 10:55 AM

I was unaware this was a repost, I did search first.

Could a mod please remove this entry then? Seems I can edit but not delete.

uffjohn · 10-13-2003, 11:02 AM

had heard it before, but forgotten it

made me chuckle once again, thanks

10-12-2003, 01:45 PM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	Bangety Bang Bang There was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'." "But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (not to mention gullible) recruit. The sergeant pulls a piece of straw from the end of the broom, and attaches it to the handle end. "Here, use this... just go, 'Stabity Stab Stab'." The recruit ends up alone on the battlefield, holding just his broom. Suddenly, a German soldier charges at him. The recruit points the broom. "Bangety Bang Bang!" The German falls dead. More Germans appear. The recruit, amazed at his good luck, goes "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" He mows down the enemy by the dozens. Finally, the battlefield is clear, except for one German soldier walking slowly toward him. "Bangety Bang Bang! shouts the recruit. The German keeps coming. "Bangety Bang Bang!" repeats the recruit, to no avail. He gets desperate. "Bangety Bang Bang! Stabity Stab Stab!" It's no use. The German keeps coming. He stomps the recruit into the ground, and says... "Tankety Tank Tank." __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-13-2003, 10:31 AM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Repost. I liked the original better for some reason... http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...&threadid=8947 __________________

10-13-2003, 10:55 AM	#4 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	I was unaware this was a repost, I did search first. Could a mod please remove this entry then? Seems I can edit but not delete. __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

10-12-2003, 05:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
cjgallen Insane Location: Beverly Hills, CA	haha! It makes no sense, but it made me laugh

10-13-2003, 11:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
uffjohn Crazy	had heard it before, but forgotten it made me chuckle once again, thanks