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JadziaDax · 10-15-2003, 01:46 AM

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds.

"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"

The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."

"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.

"No, from skipping."

Cursive · 10-15-2003, 03:59 PM

awsome

The_Dude · 10-15-2003, 04:08 PM

'em blondes.....

10-15-2003, 01:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - October 15 A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds." When the blonde returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor. "No, from skipping."

10-15-2003, 03:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Cursive Tilted	awsome __________________ Never trust anything that bleeds for 6 days and doesn't die

10-15-2003, 04:08 PM	#3 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	'em blondes..... __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal