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Old 04-27-2003, 05:27 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: 1 mile from Ground Zero
Upon arriving home, a husband was met...

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully, she explained, "It's the Druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone."

Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it......

"This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the phone was ringing off the hook."

He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels, the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, half of them hit the floor and broke."

"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. And believe me Mister, with God as my witness, all I did was tell her!"



Think about it!!
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Old 04-27-2003, 06:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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made me grin
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Old 04-27-2003, 07:12 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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hehe...

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Old 04-27-2003, 08:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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My girlfriend's father, who is in his mid seventies, actually did that when he was 15. He worked at a pharmacy, and he told a lady to shove a rectal thermometer up her ass when she asked how it was used in an insulting manner. I am firmly convinced that he is the course of this joke, and I am totally not kidding.
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Old 04-28-2003, 02:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Heh. Thats the only thing funnier than the joke-- knowing somebody who's done it!
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Old 04-28-2003, 02:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 04-28-2003, 04:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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good one.
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Old 04-28-2003, 04:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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That's great!
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Old 04-28-2003, 05:06 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Heh heh, <b>Shades</b>... thanks for the alleged joke history, that's hilarious.
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Old 04-28-2003, 08:28 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Loved it, although my own pharmacist seems to only move in slow-motion.
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Old 04-28-2003, 07:03 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Good follow up! I wonder if she was sticking the wrong end in!!

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Old 04-28-2003, 11:10 PM   #12 (permalink)
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It's not alleged, he really did that. I talked to my girlfriend aboutit, and I was wrong- he did that when he was 11. That was almost exactly 60 years ago, when jobs were hard to fill and besides, kids got hired all the time. Her dad's pretty cool actually, the guy has damn near done it all. He was Special Forces for over 20 years, done all kinds of jobs, and just generally seemed to have lived life to the hilt.
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