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Old 04-27-2003, 05:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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The seven Dwarf's visit the Pope.

The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican and, because they have requested an
audience, and as they are THE Seven Dwarfs, they are ushered in to see the
Pope.
Dopey leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"
Dopey asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
Rome?"
The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers, "No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around and
gives them a glare, silencing them.
Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?"
The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers,"Dopey,
there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter.
Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them with an angry glare.
Dopey turns back and says, "Your extreme holiness! Are there ANY dwarf nuns
anywhere in the world?"
After consulting with his advisors, the Pope responds, "I'm sorry my son,
there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
The other dwarfs collapse in a heap, rolling, laughing and pounding the
floor, tears streaming down their cheeks as they begin chanting.......
"Dopey shagged a penguin!"
"Dopey shagged a penguin!"
"Dopey shagged a penguin!"
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Old 04-27-2003, 06:42 PM   #2 (permalink)
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poor dopey
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Old 04-28-2003, 02:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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*Falls out of his chair laughing* That's hysterical!!!! I didn't see that coming at all!
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Old 04-28-2003, 02:47 AM   #4 (permalink)
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good one
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Old 04-28-2003, 02:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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heard it before ,but still is funny
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Old 04-28-2003, 04:28 AM   #6 (permalink)
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heh heh
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Old 04-28-2003, 08:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That's a scream!
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Old 04-28-2003, 04:30 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Well that one definatly made me laugh.
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