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Moreland · 10-24-2003, 11:27 AM

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her breasts. He told her, "Everyday when you get out of the shower, rub your nipples and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies".

So she did this faithfully for several months, and it worked! She grew great boobs!

One morning she was running late and when she was on the bus she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them. So she got up, right in the middle of the bus, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies. I want bigger boobies."

A guy was sitting nearby and asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance ?"

"Why, yes, I do. How did you know ?"

He leaned toward her and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock."

mb99usa · 10-24-2003, 11:28 AM

that is good

corporatex · 10-24-2003, 05:13 PM

Awesomely funny

txgirl · 10-24-2003, 09:37 PM

iktoweya · 10-24-2003, 10:32 PM

HAH!!!

10-24-2003, 11:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Moreland Tilted Location: United Kingdom	Dr. Smith A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith for advice about enlarging her breasts. He told her, "Everyday when you get out of the shower, rub your nipples and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies". So she did this faithfully for several months, and it worked! She grew great boobs! One morning she was running late and when she was on the bus she realized she had forgotten her morning ritual. At this point she loved her new boobs and didn't want to lose them. So she got up, right in the middle of the bus, and said, "Scooby doobie doobies. I want bigger boobies." A guy was sitting nearby and asked her, "Do you go to Dr. Smith by any chance ?" "Why, yes, I do. How did you know ?" He leaned toward her and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock."

10-24-2003, 11:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	that is good __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

10-24-2003, 09:37 PM	#4 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	LOL

10-24-2003, 10:32 PM	#5 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	HAH!!! __________________ i miss K-Wise

10-24-2003, 05:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
corporatex Loser Location: Vale, South Dakota	Awesomely funny