Joke of the Day - April 28 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 04-28-2003, 01:43 AM

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants.

The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"

"Certainly," replied the warden.

He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?"

"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."

forgotten_dream · 04-28-2003, 02:06 AM

*ROFL* Great!

zaiaz · 04-28-2003, 04:38 AM

Ha Ha Ha good one. What's a macarena?

crackpot · 04-28-2003, 05:21 AM

Here here!!
*raises his coffee cup to that joke*

warrrreagl · 04-28-2003, 08:33 AM

All right! Jadzia got me to laugh out loud!

ltdaywalker · 04-28-2003, 04:43 PM

Man I couldnt stand that song, it was played so much I stopped listening to the radio.

04-28-2003, 01:43 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - April 28 Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?" The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?" "Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?" "Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."

04-28-2003, 02:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	ROFL Great! __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

04-28-2003, 04:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Ha Ha Ha good one. What's a macarena? __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

04-28-2003, 08:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	All right! Jadzia got me to laugh out loud! __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-28-2003, 05:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	Here here!! raises his coffee cup to that joke

04-28-2003, 04:43 PM	#6 (permalink)
ltdaywalker Upright Location: Chicago, IL	Man I couldnt stand that song, it was played so much I stopped listening to the radio.