You know you drink too much coffee when...
 

1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.

2. You chew on your roommate's fingernails.

3. You can jump-start your car without cables.

4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

5. You can't remember your second cup.

6. You have a picture of your coffeemug on your coffee mug.

7. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house.

8. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

9. You don't sweat -- you percolate.

10. You grind coffee beans in your mouth.

I love number nine, and sadly I have been known to do number ten.

Someone could make some nice money off #6.

In fact i may just do it...

Ahhh Starbucks they are everywhere not surprised they would be moving in on our homes!!

Guilty of 5, 9, and 10.

Number 5 cracks me up....

i got a check up the other day and the doc said he found some blood in my coffee stream heh loved #9