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JadziaDax · 10-29-2003, 02:41 AM

Recipe For Making Love

Ingredients
2 Laughing eyes
2 Well - Shaped legs
2 Loving Arms
2 Firm milk Containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-lined mixing bowl
1 Firm banana

Preparation
Look into laughing eyes.

Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms.

Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently.

Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers.

As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight)

The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Notes
If you are in an unfamiliar Kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use.

Do not lick mixing bowl after.

If cake rises, leave town.

10-29-2003, 02:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - October 29 Recipe For Making Love Ingredients 2 Laughing eyes 2 Well - Shaped legs 2 Loving Arms 2 Firm milk Containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Preparation Look into laughing eyes. Spread well-shaped legs with loving arms. Squeeze and massage milk containers very gently. Gently add firm banana to mixing bowl, working in and out until well creamed. For best results, continue to knead milk containers. As heat rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with nuts, leave to soak (preferably NOT overnight) The cake is done when banana is soft. If banana doesn't soften, repeat steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls. Notes If you are in an unfamiliar Kitchen, wash utensils carefully before and after use. Do not lick mixing bowl after. If cake rises, leave town.