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Old 10-30-2003, 04:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Learning a trade

A young family moved into a house next door to a
vacant lot. One day a construction crew turned up to
start building a house on the empty lot.

The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took
an interest in all the activity going on next door and
started talking with the workers. She hung around and
eventually the construction crew, all of them
gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind
of project mascot.

They chatted with her, let her sit with them while
they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little
jobs to do here and there to make her feel important.
At the end of the first week they even presented her
with a pay envelope containing a dollar.

The little girl took this home to her mother who said
all the appropriate words of admiration and suggested
that they take the dollar pay she had received to the
bank the next day to start a savings account.

When they got to the bank the teller was equally
impressed with the story and asked the little girl how
she had come by her very own pay check at such a young
age.

The little girl proudly replied, "I worked all last
week with a crew building a house."

My goodness gracious," said the teller, "and will you
be working on the house again this week, too?"

The little girl replied, "I will if those useless
bastards at Home Depot ever bring us the fucking
drywall."
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Old 10-30-2003, 08:08 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ha ha ha....That was a beautiful joke!

Thanks for posting.
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Old 10-30-2003, 08:58 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hilarious! Oh man... so funny...
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Old 10-30-2003, 09:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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That sounds like my daughter. Repeats everything she hears.
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Old 10-30-2003, 09:26 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I live in a new neighborhood, where they are still building houses, and my nephew was visiting and came home from checking out the construction sites, stubbed his toe, and said "Ah Fuck, that really hurt." He told us all the nice workmen say that. His dad was less than impressed with us when the kid went home. Thanks for the post.
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Old 10-30-2003, 11:39 AM   #6 (permalink)
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obvious, but who cares, it was still hilarious!
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Old 10-30-2003, 12:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Yeah I liked it too, very cute. Thanks for the post!
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Old 10-30-2003, 10:43 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Very, Very good!
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Old 10-30-2003, 11:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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Oh man, that's laugh out loud funny!
Thank, ICER.
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Old 10-31-2003, 07:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Heheheheh, thats awesome! Not to mention they got the HD description dead on
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Old 10-31-2003, 08:53 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Goddd. HD blows... this joke made me feel so much better after going there today
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Old 10-31-2003, 09:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
2+2=5? Not again!
 
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That's really funny. Thanks for posting this.
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Old 11-01-2003, 10:54 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Not so innocent Thanks
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Old 11-02-2003, 12:09 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I love it, really made me laugh.
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Old 11-02-2003, 03:56 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Funny, and true to a point! I'm learning this lesson as my kids learn to repeat every danged thing they hear.
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Old 11-03-2003, 10:57 AM   #16 (permalink)
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I laughed!

Kids can be real little parrots!
(And HD does stink!)
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Old 11-03-2003, 08:51 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Thats so funny, and so true as well, 5 to you.
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Old 11-04-2003, 06:35 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Great joke... so true...
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Old 11-04-2003, 11:50 AM   #19 (permalink)
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i work in drywall, so you can imagine how many times i've said/heard that line. good one icer keep 'em coming.
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Old 11-05-2003, 07:28 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Lol!!
I love it. Great joke man!
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Old 11-05-2003, 09:01 AM   #21 (permalink)
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lol...great one, Icer!
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Old 03-17-2004, 05:25 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Haha, a small child said a bad word. Oh man that will never get old. Never ever.
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Old 03-17-2004, 07:46 PM   #23 (permalink)
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really funny
thanx for the laugh!
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Old 03-18-2004, 09:07 PM   #24 (permalink)
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thats a great one.
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Old 03-18-2004, 09:56 PM   #25 (permalink)
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hah, didn't see that coming
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Old 03-19-2004, 08:03 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Very funny. And you have a great delivery.
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Old 03-19-2004, 06:30 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Now *that* was priceless! Almost pissed myself on that one..hit me from left field!
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Old 03-20-2004, 05:45 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Hahahaha!
Too funny!
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