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Old 11-02-2003, 12:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Midnight call

The tired doctor was awakened by a phone call in the middle of the night.

"Please, you have to come right over," pleaded the distraught young mother. "My child has swallowed a contraceptive."

The physician dressed quickly, but before he could get out the door, the phone rang again.

"You don't have to come over after all," the woman said with a sigh of relief. "My husband just found another one."
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Old 11-02-2003, 08:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Im sure its really, really funny...i just dont get it
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Old 11-02-2003, 08:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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you can get contraceptives from your doctor. that's why they called.
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Old 11-02-2003, 11:17 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Now THAT made me laugh.
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