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Old 04-28-2003, 01:29 PM   #1 (permalink)
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor
"I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my
child. What do you think about that?"

The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said,
"I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day
when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his
umbrella instead of his gun.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised
his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think
of that?"

The 90-year-old said,
"I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."

The doctor replied,
"My point exactly."
"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"
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Old 04-28-2003, 01:38 PM   #2 (permalink)

good one...... and it wasn't me!
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Old 04-28-2003, 02:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
Hahaha. Best I've heard all day.

Keep 'em coming Brewmaniac!
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Old 04-28-2003, 02:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
Location: Canada
lol, that's sad...
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