Joke of the Day - November 4 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 11-04-2003, 02:55 AM

A man was eating a meal at a restaurant. He checks his pockets and leaves his tip -- three pennies. As he strides toward the door, his waitress muses, only half to herself, "You know, you can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves."

The man turns around, curiosity getting the better of him. "Oh, really? Tell me, what does my tip say?"

"Well, this penny tells me you're a thrifty man."

Barely able to conceal his pride, the man utters, "Hmm, true enough."

"And this penny, it tells me you're a bachelor."

Surprised at her perception, he says, "Well, that's true, too."

"And the third penny tells me that your father was one, too."

Shades · 11-06-2003, 11:06 AM

I don't get it.

CSflim · 11-06-2003, 11:41 AM

She is saying: You Cheap Bastard!

Shades · 11-06-2003, 11:45 AM

Yeah, but "And your father was one too"? I just don't get it at all.

Hanabal · 11-06-2003, 12:35 PM

father + bachelor = bastard

Lloyd · 11-06-2003, 01:22 PM

Shades, if someone is born out of wed-lock - technically they are a bastard

SSJwrestler · 11-06-2003, 03:42 PM

umm..not really getting this one, but i may be slow

11-04-2003, 02:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - November 4 A man was eating a meal at a restaurant. He checks his pockets and leaves his tip -- three pennies. As he strides toward the door, his waitress muses, only half to herself, "You know, you can tell a lot about a man by the tip he leaves." The man turns around, curiosity getting the better of him. "Oh, really? Tell me, what does my tip say?" "Well, this penny tells me you're a thrifty man." Barely able to conceal his pride, the man utters, "Hmm, true enough." "And this penny, it tells me you're a bachelor." Surprised at her perception, he says, "Well, that's true, too." "And the third penny tells me that your father was one, too."

11-06-2003, 11:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	She is saying: You Cheap Bastard! __________________

11-06-2003, 12:35 PM	#5 (permalink)
Hanabal Insane Location: Auckland	father + bachelor = bastard __________________ I am Hanabal, Phear my elephants

11-06-2003, 11:06 AM	#2 (permalink)
Shades Insane	I don't get it.

11-06-2003, 11:45 AM	#4 (permalink)
Shades Insane	Yeah, but "And your father was one too"? I just don't get it at all.

11-06-2003, 01:22 PM	#6 (permalink)
Lloyd Tilted	Shades, if someone is born out of wed-lock - technically they are a bastard

11-06-2003, 03:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
SSJwrestler Banned Location: Davidson, NC/ Manassas, VA	umm..not really getting this one, but i may be slow