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Old 04-28-2003, 03:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
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2 priests and a rabbi

so an anglican priest, a catholic priest and a rabbi get together to discuss how they deal with the collection plates in church. the anglican priest says: "i take a piece of chalk and i draw a circle around me. then i throw the money from the plate up in the air and whatever lands inside the circle is for me and the rest is for god." the protestant priest says: "i do it almost the same way. except i get to keep what lands outside the circle and god kepps the inside money." finally it is the rabbi's turn and he says: "no circles for me. i just throw up the money in the air and whatever god wants, he keeps!"
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Old 05-04-2003, 02:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 05-04-2003, 04:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hmm...somewhere I think somethin got screwed up there =p Eh, them rabbi's tricky ones they are I guess.
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