Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Interests > Tilted Humor


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 11-05-2003, 08:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
Illusionary
 
tecoyah's Avatar
 
one dark day

one dark day
in the middle of the night
two dead boys
got up to fight
back to back
they faced eash other
drew their swords
and shot each other
a deaf policeman
heard the noise
and came to kill
the two dead boys
if you dont believe
this lie is true
ask the blind man
he saw it too
__________________
Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha
tecoyah is offline  
Old 11-06-2003, 05:41 AM   #2 (permalink)
Insane
 
Keg-o-Grog's Avatar
 
Location: Foregin student in Texas atm.
thats so brilliant !!! WEEE
__________________
I stand alone without beliefs, the only truth i know is you.

Keg-o-Grog is offline  
Old 11-06-2003, 04:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
Upright
 
Hehe...its like...an english prof's nightmare.
__________________
Gu|\|wh0024!!!1
Gungwhooza is offline  
Old 11-06-2003, 06:40 PM   #4 (permalink)
Loser
 
Location: Davidson College, NC
Good one.
Eldaire is offline  
Old 07-21-2005, 09:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
Wicked Clown
 
Ishmal's Avatar
 
Location: House Of Horrors
FINALLY!!!

i've been looking for this whole poem...

i've only ever heard

one dark day
in the middle of the night
two dead boys
got up to fight
back to back
they faced eash other
drew their swords
and shot each other...

thanks for that Tec
__________________
"Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."
Ishmal is offline  
Old 07-21-2005, 09:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
loving the curves
 
kramus's Avatar
 
Location: my Lady's manor
my neighbour when I was 12 used to quote that all the time. I had to learn Jabberwocky to one-up him Fight nonsense with nonsense.

where is this one from?

Last night I saw upon the stair
A little man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away
__________________
And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ...
I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca
kramus is offline  
Old 07-22-2005, 12:04 PM   #7 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: Seattle
Isn't there a joke or story that ends with '"I see," said the blind man who picked up the hammer and saw.'
Catmandu is offline  
Old 07-22-2005, 12:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
Hey Now!
 
Johnny Pyro's Avatar
 
Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
Nice! Awsome use of the rhymes. It goes good.
__________________
"From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell
Johnny Pyro is offline  
Old 07-22-2005, 12:35 PM   #9 (permalink)
Junkie
 
SirLance's Avatar
 
Location: In the middle of the desert.
Excellent post!
__________________
DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.
SirLance is offline  
Old 07-22-2005, 01:26 PM   #10 (permalink)
Zeroed In
 
hambone's Avatar
 
Location: CA
Quote:
Originally Posted by kramus

Last night I saw upon the stair
A little man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away
Isn't that in a movie? Some kid saying it....ah, i don't know
__________________
"Like liquid white from fallen glass,
Nothing to cry over"
hambone is offline  
Old 07-23-2005, 02:53 PM   #11 (permalink)
Insane
 
The only time I have heard the "Last night I saw upon the stair" poem was in the movie "Identity" with John Cusack. Good movie. As for the "I see" quote it goes: "I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw".
__________________
"Mommy, the presidents are squishing me!"

"Using the pull out method of contraceptive is like saying I won't use a seat belt, I'll just jump out of the car before it hits that tree."

Sara
ColonelSpecial is offline  
Old 07-31-2005, 11:23 AM   #12 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: Chicago
That whole book with the Jabberwocky is amazing. Shoot, now I need to read it again, especially the Walrus and the Carpenter.
joemc91 is offline  
Old 07-31-2005, 12:00 PM   #13 (permalink)
Pip
Likes Hats
 
Pip's Avatar
 
Location: Stockholm, Sweden
Quote:
Originally Posted by ColonelSpecial
The only time I have heard the "Last night I saw upon the stair" poem was in the movie "Identity" with John Cusack. Good movie. As for the "I see" quote it goes: "I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw".
And from the excellent IMDB.com, we now know that the poem is by Hughes Mearns!
Pip is offline  
Old 08-04-2005, 01:15 AM   #14 (permalink)
Crazy
 
Location: San Diego, CA
I used to recite that poem while doing jump rope when I was 6 years old (and when it finished, count 1, 2, 3, etc).

It's apparently a folk-poem of sorts and there are many, many variations on it:
http://www.folklore.bc.ca/Onefineday.htm#Onefine
__________________
"Don't believe everything you read on the internet. Except this. Well, including this, I suppose." -- Douglas Adams
Rangsk is offline  
Old 08-04-2005, 06:03 AM   #15 (permalink)
Devoted
 
Redlemon's Avatar
 
Donor
Location: New England
Quote:
Originally Posted by Catmandu
Isn't there a joke or story that ends with '"I see," said the blind man who picked up the hammer and saw.'
I loved that joke when I was in elementary school. Unfortunately, I first recited it as "'"I see," said the blind man who picked up the hammer and started seeing". My parents still remind me of that one.
__________________
I can't read your signature. Sorry.
Redlemon is offline  
 

Tags
dark, day


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 10:52 AM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 109 110 111 112 113 114 115 116 117 118 119 120 121 122 123 124 125 126 127 128 129 130 131 132 133 134 135 136 137 138 139 140 141 142 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 152 153 154 155 156 157 158 159 160 161 162 163 164 165 166 167 168 169 170 171 172 173 174 175 176 177 178 179 180 181 182 183 184 185 186 187 188 189 190 191 192 193 194 195 196 197 198 199 200 201 202 203 204 205 206 207 208 209 210 211 212 213 214 215 216 217 218 219 220 221 222 223 224 225 226 227 228 229 230 231 232 233 234 235 236 237 238 239 240 241 242 243 244 245 246 247 248 249 250 251 252 253 254 255 256 257 258 259 260 261 262 263 264 265 266 267 268 269 270 271 272 273 274 275 276 277 278 279 280 281 282 283 284 285 286 287 288 289 290 291 292 293 294 295 296 297 298 299 300 301 302 303 304 305 306 307 308 309 310 311 312 313 314 315 316 317 318 319 320 321 322 323 324 325 326 327 328 329 330 331 332 333 334 335 336 337 338 339 340 341 342 343 344 345 346 347 348 349 350 351 352 353 354 355 356 357 358 359 360