Joke of the Day - November 9 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 11-09-2003, 07:01 AM

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

The third one responded, " Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"

SSJwrestler · 11-09-2003, 10:43 PM

old people are the butt of so many jokes...i love em!

itchy93 · 11-13-2003, 08:40 PM

So... wrong... to laugh at that....
Oh, what the hell?

Bwahahahahaha!

Silverbrain · 11-13-2003, 09:36 PM

hehe! nice one.

ritzboi · 11-13-2003, 10:36 PM

My grandma relates..

Brewmaniac · 11-14-2003, 06:01 AM

Hell, what do old people have to do with it? Good joke, I think! What was it again?

wannabenakid247 · 11-14-2003, 06:03 AM

Hey thats like me and im not even old

apechild · 11-14-2003, 06:14 AM

That reminds me of a joke I heard once -

Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

The third one responded, " Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"

11-09-2003, 07:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - November 9 Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich." The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down." The third one responded, " Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"

11-13-2003, 08:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
itchy93 Tilted Location: Wandering North America	So... wrong... to laugh at that.... Oh, what the hell? Bwahahahahaha! __________________ That's just my opinion; I could be wrong.

11-13-2003, 09:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	hehe! nice one. __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

11-14-2003, 06:01 AM	#6 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Hell, what do old people have to do with it? Good joke, I think! What was it again? __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

11-14-2003, 06:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
apechild Crazy Location: Vermont	That reminds me of a joke I heard once - Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich." The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down." The third one responded, " Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table, and then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!" __________________ Skwerl. Its wuts fer dinner.

11-09-2003, 10:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
SSJwrestler Banned Location: Davidson, NC/ Manassas, VA	old people are the butt of so many jokes...i love em!

11-13-2003, 10:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
ritzboi Upright	My grandma relates..

11-14-2003, 06:03 AM	#7 (permalink)
wannabenakid247 Registered User Location: Wales, UK	Hey thats like me and im not even old