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Old 04-28-2003, 07:11 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Lone Ranger

Its kinda long but its worth it


The lone ranger is captured by indians and since these are nice indians they say to him "lone ranger, we give you one wish, but tomorrow you die." so the lone ranger says "let me talk to my horse" and goes and whispers in the horse's ear, a little while later, the horse comes back with a stunningly beautiful redhead, so her and the lone ranger go into a tipi. The indians are quite impressed, so the next day, the chief says "lone ranger, we give you one wish, tomorrow you die so the lone ranger says "let me talk to my horse" and goes and whispers in the horse's ear, a little while later, the horse comes back with a stunningly beautiful brunette, and goes, again, into the tipi with her. Again, the indians think this is pretty cool so they say "lone ranger, we give you one wish, but tomorrow you die" So the lone ranger says "let me talk to my horse" So the lone ranger goes up to the horse, grabs it, and says "Look you stupid horse! I said get me a posse!"
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Old 04-28-2003, 07:35 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Kind of funny
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:27 AM   #3 (permalink)
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thats good
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:54 AM   #4 (permalink)
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A new Lone Ranger joke. BRILLIANT
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Lone Ranger and Tonto stop at a saloon on a hot day. A cowboy comes in and asks who owns the white horse outside. When the Lone Ranger says it's his, the cowboy tells him his horse is nearly passed out from thirst.

Lone Ranger and Tonto go outside and allow Silver to take a big drink from the trough. After they go back in the saloon, another cowboy comes in and asks who owns the white horse outside. When the Lone Ranger says it's his, the cowboy tells him his horse is nearly passed out from the heat.

Lone Ranger takes Tonto back outside and gets him to run circles around Silver, flapping his arms to create a breeze. After Lone Ranger goes back in the saloon, another cowboy comes in and asks who owns the white horse outside. Lone Ranger rolls his eyes and says, "What's wrong with him now?"

Cowboy says, "Nothing wrong, but you left your Injun runnin."
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Lone Ranger and Tonto stop at a saloon on a hot day. A cowboy comes in and asks who owns the white horse outside. When the Lone Ranger says it's his, the cowboy tells him his horse is nearly passed out from thirst.

Lone Ranger and Tonto go outside and allow Silver to take a big drink from the trough. After they go back in the saloon, another cowboy comes in and asks who owns the white horse outside. When the Lone Ranger says it's his, the cowboy tells him his horse is nearly passed out from the heat.

Lone Ranger takes Tonto back outside and gets him to run circles around Silver, flapping his arms to create a breeze. After Lone Ranger goes back in the saloon, another cowboy comes in and asks who owns the white horse outside. Lone Ranger rolls his eyes and says, "What's wrong with him now?"

Cowboy says, "Nothing wrong, but you left your Injun runnin."
stupid,....... but funny
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