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marcopolo · 11-10-2003, 02:10 PM

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. They end up getting married.

On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner.

"What happened?" she asks.

"I've never been with a woman," he says.
"But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!"

Stare At The Sun · 11-10-2003, 02:29 PM

aww jeez, silly aussies

clifclav · 11-11-2003, 08:38 AM

hehehe. cute

Gortexfogg · 11-12-2003, 07:47 AM

Haha, good one.

gloveshot3 · 11-15-2003, 09:38 AM

how could he settle for a mere woman after having had a 'roo?

cchris · 11-15-2003, 06:18 PM

Now thats funny.

Tiger69z · 11-16-2003, 12:08 AM

Lol, funny

You know you could do this w/ a farm boy/hick too..

SSJwrestler · 11-16-2003, 12:40 AM

thats was a good one...keep posting

hahaha · 11-16-2003, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tiger69z
Lol, funny

You know you could do this w/ a farm boy/hick too..

heh yeah

Silverbrain · 11-17-2003, 08:14 AM

lol good one!

dragon2fire · 11-17-2003, 11:55 AM

ok now that funny

JusticeForPhat · 11-17-2003, 08:55 PM

what no scotsman / sheep cheap shot yet? I think its a natural progression.

RHix613 · 11-18-2003, 06:32 AM

That is a good one... I LIKE IT

11-10-2003, 02:10 PM	#1 (permalink)
marcopolo I am the anomaly. Location: Motown	Roo'd Sex An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback. They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman," he says. "But if it's anything like screwing a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get!" __________________ Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

11-11-2003, 08:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
clifclav absolute relativist Location: D.C.	hehehe. cute __________________ Neither rain , nor cold, nor dark of night shall.......ahh whatever, just get me a beer!

11-15-2003, 06:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Now thats funny. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

11-17-2003, 08:14 AM	#10 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	lol good one! __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

11-10-2003, 02:29 PM	#2 (permalink)
Stare At The Sun Eh? Location: Somewhere over the rainbow	aww jeez, silly aussies

11-12-2003, 07:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Haha, good one.

11-15-2003, 09:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	how could he settle for a mere woman after having had a 'roo?

11-16-2003, 12:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
Tiger69z Banned Location: Sunny S.FLA	Lol, funny You know you could do this w/ a farm boy/hick too..

11-16-2003, 12:40 AM	#8 (permalink)
SSJwrestler Banned Location: Davidson, NC/ Manassas, VA	thats was a good one...keep posting

11-17-2003, 11:55 AM	#11 (permalink)
dragon2fire Junkie	ok now that funny

11-17-2003, 08:55 PM	#12 (permalink)
JusticeForPhat Crazy Location: Philly	what no scotsman / sheep cheap shot yet? I think its a natural progression.

11-18-2003, 06:32 AM	#13 (permalink)
RHix613 Tilted	That is a good one... I LIKE IT