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SirLance · 11-13-2003, 08:06 AM

A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his son in New York one November day.

The father says to the son, "I hate to tell you, but we've got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can't stand each other anymore, and we're getting a divorce. I've had it! I want to live out the rest of my years in peace. I'm telling you now, so you and your sister shouldn't go into shock later when I move out."

He hangs up, and the son immediately calls his sister in the Hampton and tells her the news. The sister says, "I'll handle this."

She calls Florida and says to her father, "Don't do ANYTHING till we get there! We'll be there Wednesday night." The father agrees, "All right."

He hangs up the phone and hollers to his wife, "Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now, what are we going to tell them for Christmas?

torgone · 11-13-2003, 09:18 AM

HA!

Good one!

duckduck · 11-13-2003, 11:12 AM

Nice!

SofaKing · 11-13-2003, 02:13 PM

HAHAHA, dang, i need to remember that one!

Esoteric · 11-13-2003, 04:09 PM

Haha, pretty funny.

Gortexfogg · 11-14-2003, 07:50 AM

Hilarious!

jvwgtr · 11-14-2003, 02:13 PM

That is pretty funny! I wouldn't put it past my relatives to try something like this.

uffjohn · 11-14-2003, 06:18 PM

haha made me chuckle

bluearmy · 11-17-2003, 06:08 PM

Just did not see that one coming, caused a chuckle or two.

zaiaz · 11-18-2003, 05:59 AM

Damn...why does this sound so familiar...hhmmmm.

fizzledorf · 11-18-2003, 07:35 AM

wow, going to quite the steps...

Silverbrain · 11-18-2003, 07:59 AM

Good one thanks )

chinabean · 11-18-2003, 05:02 PM

haha thanks

bravo49 · 11-19-2003, 01:26 AM

Good, very good

batm4n_23 · 11-21-2003, 03:38 PM

i like it

loganmule · 11-23-2003, 08:18 AM

I told my 81 yr old mother this one, and she liked it a lot, as did I

11-13-2003, 08:06 AM	#1 (permalink)
SirLance Junkie Location: In the middle of the desert.	The old couple in Florida... A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his son in New York one November day. The father says to the son, "I hate to tell you, but we've got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can't stand each other anymore, and we're getting a divorce. I've had it! I want to live out the rest of my years in peace. I'm telling you now, so you and your sister shouldn't go into shock later when I move out." He hangs up, and the son immediately calls his sister in the Hampton and tells her the news. The sister says, "I'll handle this." She calls Florida and says to her father, "Don't do ANYTHING till we get there! We'll be there Wednesday night." The father agrees, "All right." He hangs up the phone and hollers to his wife, "Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving. Now, what are we going to tell them for Christmas? __________________ DEMOCRACY is where your vote counts, FEUDALISM is where your count votes.

11-13-2003, 09:18 AM	#2 (permalink)
torgone What's beyond psycho? Location: Still out there	HA! Good one! __________________ "Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." Groucho Marx

11-13-2003, 11:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
duckduck Psycho Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant	Nice! __________________ Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!

11-13-2003, 04:09 PM	#5 (permalink)
Esoteric Tired Location: Florida	Haha, pretty funny. __________________ From a head full of pressure rests the senses that I clutch Made a date with Divinity, but she wouldn't let me fuck I got touched by a hazy shaded, God help me change Caught a rush on the floor from the life in my veins

11-18-2003, 05:59 AM	#10 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Damn...why does this sound so familiar...hhmmmm. __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

11-13-2003, 02:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
SofaKing Tilted	HAHAHA, dang, i need to remember that one!

11-14-2003, 07:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hilarious!

11-14-2003, 02:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
jvwgtr Completely bananas Location: Florida	That is pretty funny! I wouldn't put it past my relatives to try something like this.

11-14-2003, 06:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
uffjohn Crazy	haha made me chuckle

11-17-2003, 06:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
bluearmy Insane Location: uk	Just did not see that one coming, caused a chuckle or two.

11-18-2003, 07:35 AM	#11 (permalink)
fizzledorf Insane	wow, going to quite the steps...

11-18-2003, 07:59 AM	#12 (permalink)
Silverbrain Addict Location: Nor Cal	Good one thanks ) __________________ Over Thinking, Over Analyzing Seperates the Body from the Mind - MJK

11-18-2003, 05:02 PM	#13 (permalink)
chinabean Upright	haha thanks __________________ bean

11-19-2003, 01:26 AM	#14 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Good, very good

11-21-2003, 03:38 PM	#15 (permalink)
batm4n_23 Addict	i like it

11-23-2003, 08:18 AM	#16 (permalink)
loganmule Junkie Location: midwest	I told my 81 yr old mother this one, and she liked it a lot, as did I