Joke of the Day - November 14 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 11-14-2003, 02:25 AM

Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot anybody who's on the streets after 6 o'clock. So one day, they're out at twenty to 6, when Paddy spots a man walking on the other side of the street. He lines up the man in his sights and shoots the man dead. Mick is shocked.

"What are you doin', Paddy? It ain't 6 yet!"

"I know what I'm doin'. I know where he lives and he wouldn't have made it!"

Brewmaniac · 11-14-2003, 05:56 AM

Funny! Thanks

gloveshot3 · 11-15-2003, 09:29 AM

i didn't know there were Irish troops in Iraq

zaiaz · 11-18-2003, 06:38 AM

Oops...times are tough

11-14-2003, 02:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - November 14 Paddy 'n' Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot anybody who's on the streets after 6 o'clock. So one day, they're out at twenty to 6, when Paddy spots a man walking on the other side of the street. He lines up the man in his sights and shoots the man dead. Mick is shocked. "What are you doin', Paddy? It ain't 6 yet!" "I know what I'm doin'. I know where he lives and he wouldn't have made it!"

11-14-2003, 05:56 AM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Funny! Thanks __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

11-18-2003, 06:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
zaiaz Psycho Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.	Oops...times are tough __________________ Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...

11-15-2003, 09:29 AM	#3 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	i didn't know there were Irish troops in Iraq