It's a small world - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

tekaweni · 11-14-2003, 12:53 PM

Two golfers were being held up as the twosome of women in front of them whiffed shots, hunted for lost balls and stood over putts for what seemed like hours. "I'll ask if we can play through," Bill said as he strode toward the women. Twenty yards from the green, however, he turned on his heel and went back to where his companion was waiting.

"Can't do it," he explained, sheepishly. "One of them is my wife and the other's my mistress!"

"I'll ask," said Ralph. He started off, only to turn and come back before reaching the green. "What's wrong?" Bill asked. Ralph replied, "Small world, isn't it?"

mrquackers · 11-14-2003, 05:48 PM

bwa-hahahahaha

HunterDevourer · 11-14-2003, 07:45 PM

hahahaha excellent

gloveshot3 · 11-15-2003, 09:13 AM

damn golfers

SofaKing · 11-15-2003, 02:34 PM

Absolutely brilliant, subtle but made me shoot vanilla coke out my nostrils regardless.

TerresqueÜ · 11-16-2003, 05:01 PM

Hadta read it twice before I picked it up, but I did get it and laugh!

And sofaking, you like vanilla coke? I find that stuff repelling.

Silvy · 11-16-2003, 05:14 PM

hahaha, very good!
(probably more realistic than some people wish it to be

)

The_Dude · 11-16-2003, 05:17 PM

hahaa, real good one. sometimes, the world really does feel small.

Gortexfogg · 11-18-2003, 06:13 AM

Hilarious stuff!

Tarn · 11-18-2003, 06:58 PM

hheheheeh wupsiiiii ...

11-14-2003, 12:53 PM	#1 (permalink)
tekaweni It wasnt me Location: Scotland	It's a small world Two golfers were being held up as the twosome of women in front of them whiffed shots, hunted for lost balls and stood over putts for what seemed like hours. "I'll ask if we can play through," Bill said as he strode toward the women. Twenty yards from the green, however, he turned on his heel and went back to where his companion was waiting. "Can't do it," he explained, sheepishly. "One of them is my wife and the other's my mistress!" "I'll ask," said Ralph. He started off, only to turn and come back before reaching the green. "What's wrong?" Bill asked. Ralph replied, "Small world, isn't it?" __________________ If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always gotten

11-14-2003, 05:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
mrquackers Exhausted Location: Northeastern US - please send help!	bwa-hahahahaha __________________ "If you're walking on thin ice, you may as well go ahead and dance."

11-14-2003, 07:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
HunterDevourer Insane Location: Sydney - Australia	hahahaha excellent __________________ Viva La Muerte

11-16-2003, 05:01 PM	#6 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	Hadta read it twice before I picked it up, but I did get it and laugh! And sofaking, you like vanilla coke? I find that stuff repelling. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

11-16-2003, 05:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
Silvy paranoid Location: The Netherlands	hahaha, very good! (probably more realistic than some people wish it to be ) __________________ "Do not kill. Do not rape. Do not steal. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace. " - Murphy MacManus (Boondock Saints)

11-15-2003, 09:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
gloveshot3 Crazy	damn golfers

11-15-2003, 02:34 PM	#5 (permalink)
SofaKing Tilted	Absolutely brilliant, subtle but made me shoot vanilla coke out my nostrils regardless.

11-16-2003, 05:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
The_Dude The GrandDaddy of them all! Location: Austin, TX	hahaa, real good one. sometimes, the world really does feel small. __________________ "Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity." - Darrel K Royal

11-18-2003, 06:13 AM	#9 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	Hilarious stuff!

11-18-2003, 06:58 PM	#10 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	hheheheeh wupsiiiii ...