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Old 11-14-2003, 12:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
It wasnt me
 
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It's a small world

Two golfers were being held up as the twosome of women in front of them whiffed shots, hunted for lost balls and stood over putts for what seemed like hours. "I'll ask if we can play through," Bill said as he strode toward the women. Twenty yards from the green, however, he turned on his heel and went back to where his companion was waiting.

"Can't do it," he explained, sheepishly. "One of them is my wife and the other's my mistress!"

"I'll ask," said Ralph. He started off, only to turn and come back before reaching the green. "What's wrong?" Bill asked. Ralph replied, "Small world, isn't it?"
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Old 11-14-2003, 05:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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bwa-hahahahaha
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Old 11-14-2003, 07:45 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hahahaha excellent
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Old 11-15-2003, 09:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
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damn golfers
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Old 11-15-2003, 02:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Absolutely brilliant, subtle but made me shoot vanilla coke out my nostrils regardless.
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Old 11-16-2003, 05:01 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hadta read it twice before I picked it up, but I did get it and laugh!

And sofaking, you like vanilla coke? I find that stuff repelling.
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Old 11-16-2003, 05:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
paranoid
 
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hahaha, very good!
(probably more realistic than some people wish it to be )
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Old 11-16-2003, 05:17 PM   #8 (permalink)
The GrandDaddy of them all!
 
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hahaa, real good one. sometimes, the world really does feel small.
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Old 11-18-2003, 06:13 AM   #9 (permalink)
I and I
 
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Hilarious stuff!
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Old 11-18-2003, 06:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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hheheheeh wupsiiiii ...
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