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Old 04-28-2003, 11:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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3 Vampires ... warning ...

There are these 3 vampires. The first vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.
The second vampire walks into the bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of blood." The bartender gives him the shot of blood, the vampire drinks it, and leaves.

The third vampire walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a shot of water."

The bartender says, "Why do you want a shot of water?"

The vampire pulls out a dirty tampon and says, "Tea time."
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Old 04-29-2003, 04:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Ewwww
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Bleeeeech. I'll be sure to tell this one when I'm around 13-year-old boys.
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Old 04-29-2003, 06:21 AM   #4 (permalink)
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ohhh not what i expected!
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:21 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Already posted last week:
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...?threadid=2080
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Old 04-29-2003, 10:42 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
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That was nasty. Yuck
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:16 AM   #8 (permalink)
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hehe.....gross......
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:48 AM   #9 (permalink)
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sick!!! but i sure am going to send to to other people!
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Old 04-29-2003, 11:59 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I was eating lunch...hhhaa
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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very very gross
at least i wasnt eating or anything
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Old 04-29-2003, 02:32 PM   #12 (permalink)
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That was nasty & funny.
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