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Old 04-29-2003, 04:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Whos says men aren't sensitive?

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk, they connect, and they
end up going back to his place. As he shows her around his apartment, she notices that his bedroom is completely packed with sweet cuddly teddy bears.

There are hundreds of cute small bears on a shelf all the way
along the floor. Cuddly medium-sized ones are on a shelf a little higher. Huge enormous bears are on the top shelf along the wall.

The woman is surprised that this guy would have a collection of
teddy bears, especially one that's so extensive, but she decides not to mention this to him, and actually is quite impressed by this evidence of his sensitive side.

She turns to him invitingly... they kiss...and then they rip each other's clothes off and make passionate love.

After she has an intense night of passion with this sensitive guy, and they are lying there together in the afterglow, the woman rolls over and asks, smiling, "Well, how was it for you?"

The guy yawns: "Help yourself to any prize from the bottom shelf."
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Caught me by surprise, good one!
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Old 04-29-2003, 07:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Funny! That's a good way to get a chick to go all Lorena Bobbit on your ass, though!
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Old 04-29-2003, 08:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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LOL - well, we know where he works now
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Old 04-29-2003, 08:54 AM   #5 (permalink)
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do this to a woman and she gets furiour... belive me...=)
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Old 04-29-2003, 12:23 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Very good one, didn't see it coming.
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Old 04-29-2003, 02:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahahahah
hillarious
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Old 04-29-2003, 04:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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...And that folks is why you don't date carnies!
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Old 05-14-2003, 11:06 AM   #9 (permalink)
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awesome... I'd love to try that sometime
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Old 09-18-2003, 03:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I'm sorry... I don't think I caught that one.
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Old 09-18-2003, 04:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
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lol... pretty good
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Old 09-18-2003, 05:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Heh heh, that's strange!
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Old 09-18-2003, 07:45 PM   #13 (permalink)
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caught me of guard, good one
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Old 09-19-2003, 01:58 PM   #14 (permalink)
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pretty funny, would be fun to try, hahaha
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Old 09-20-2003, 07:42 AM   #15 (permalink)
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silly
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Old 09-24-2003, 08:52 PM   #16 (permalink)
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wow thats about special, thanx for the good laugh, would never have thought that one up on my own
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Old 09-24-2003, 09:33 PM   #17 (permalink)
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OMG! That was terribly funny...
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Old 09-25-2003, 08:40 AM   #18 (permalink)
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that was cute. I actually have heard it before though...still quite funny!
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Old 09-25-2003, 09:39 AM   #19 (permalink)
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awesome... I'd love to try that sometime
If you do please film it - I want to see if it is possiable to say something like this and survive with your balls still attached
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