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ratbastid · 04-29-2003, 05:57 AM

Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient
wakes up, sits up and demands to know what is going on.
"I'm about to close," the surgeon says.

The patient grabs his hand and says, "Oh, no you're not!
I'll close my own incision, thank you very much!"

The doctor shrugs, hands him the needle and says, "Suture self."

warrrreagl · 04-29-2003, 07:24 AM

Another laugh out loud. Good one.

zf0enix · 04-29-2003, 07:39 AM

Ba-dum-pa! Cute.

Gnzo · 04-29-2003, 12:02 PM

ha ha

04-29-2003, 05:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	In the Operating Room Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation the patient wakes up, sits up and demands to know what is going on. "I'm about to close," the surgeon says. The patient grabs his hand and says, "Oh, no you're not! I'll close my own incision, thank you very much!" The doctor shrugs, hands him the needle and says, "Suture self."

04-29-2003, 07:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
warrrreagl pinche vato Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton	Another laugh out loud. Good one. __________________ Living is easy with eyes closed.

04-29-2003, 07:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
zf0enix Psycho Location: PacNW	Ba-dum-pa! Cute. __________________ One step closer to the edge...

04-29-2003, 12:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
Gnzo Insane	ha ha