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SSJwrestler 11-20-2003 09:50 AM

Fairy Tale Wishes
 
An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes.

For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful.

For the second wish, the old lady asked to be richest woman in the world.

Poof! She was the richest woman in the world.

For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth.

After all, he had been her best friend for so many years.

Poof! The fairy turned the cat into the most handsome man on earth.

The old lady and the fairy said their goodbyes.

After the fairy left, the handsome man strolled over to her and asked, "Now aren't you sorry you had my balls cut off?"

Regziever 11-20-2003 11:24 AM

Muahahaha!! Awesome!!!!

89transam 11-22-2003 12:58 PM

:D

thejoker130 11-22-2003 01:47 PM

:lol: harsh

RotEx 11-22-2003 08:42 PM

Hah! except that could be a good thing for her... O.o

NO COMDOM! that is if he didnt kick her in the box and run away !

txgirl 11-23-2003 01:40 PM

Now that's good!

Amarth 11-23-2003 02:10 PM

NOW THAT'S COMEDY!

drewg 11-24-2003 04:22 AM

HAHAHAAA!!! great great great joke

Gortexfogg 11-24-2003 05:54 AM

Hilarious!

sexy_bastard 11-25-2003 02:28 AM

a great classic...

bravo49 11-30-2003 09:07 AM

Heard in many versions but still a classic


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