Joke of the Day - November 22 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

JadziaDax · 11-22-2003, 03:49 AM

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

"We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

"I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

theguyondacouch · 11-22-2003, 05:17 PM

Ooooh, bad moooove. Yes the pun was completly nessecary

WarWagon · 11-22-2003, 10:34 PM

Heheheh, nice one.

TerresqueÜ · 11-23-2003, 04:30 PM

HAhaha, idiot.

bravo49 · 11-30-2003, 09:13 AM

Classic joke

11-22-2003, 03:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	Joke of the Day - November 22 A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'"

11-22-2003, 05:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	Ooooh, bad moooove. Yes the pun was completly nessecary __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

11-23-2003, 04:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	HAhaha, idiot. __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

11-22-2003, 10:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
WarWagon Loser	Heheheh, nice one.

11-30-2003, 09:13 AM	#5 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	Classic joke