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Old 04-29-2003, 09:45 PM   #1 (permalink)
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"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'

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Old 04-29-2003, 11:08 PM   #2 (permalink)
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man that was good ... my dad said thanks for the quote also..
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Old 04-30-2003, 12:39 AM   #3 (permalink)
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One of the best gags I've heard in ages
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:06 AM   #4 (permalink)
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haha he has something there. thanks for the quote im definately saving this one
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Old 04-30-2003, 11:32 AM   #5 (permalink)
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George Carlin used to do a bit during the first Gulf War in which he warned that anytime we go into a war with two cabinet members named "Dick" and "Colin," then you know somebody's getting fucked in the ass.
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Old 04-30-2003, 12:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Hilarious! I love both those guys (Carlin and Rock).
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Old 05-10-2003, 03:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i love that quote! best ive heard in a long time
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Old 05-10-2003, 07:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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It's funny cos it's true.
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Old 05-10-2003, 08:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Very nice.
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Old 05-10-2003, 08:19 PM   #10 (permalink)
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made me laugh, and a few others, thanks (both of ya)
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Old 05-10-2003, 08:27 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Nice, very nice.
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