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Old 12-03-2003, 02:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Where's Beckie?

A young farmer couple got married, and they just couldn't seem to get enough lovin'. Just before leaving the house for the fields at dawn, they made love, and when the husband returned home at evening they had another go - both before and after supper, and then again a few more times during the night.

The problems only happened during the day. The fields were far away from the house and the young man lost half an hour each time traveling home and back again at noon. Finally he decided to consult a friend, the town's doctor, about what to do.

"Easiest thing in the world, Homer" said the doctor. "You take your rifle out with you every day don't you? Well, when you feel like you're in the mood for some lovin', just fire a shot into the air as a signal to your wife, for her to come out to you. That way you won't lose any workin' time."

Homer tried his friend's solution and it seemed to work pretty well for a while. One day though, the doctor stopped by the house to pay a visit and he noticed Homer sitting alone inside looking very somber.

"What's wrong?" he asked. "Didn't my idea work? And where's your wife?"

"Oh, it worked" says Homer. "Whenever I got in the mood I fired off a shot like you said, and Beckie'd come runnin'. Then we'd find a secluded place and make love. Then Beckie'd go back home."

"So what's the problem?" "Well I think I overdid it, Doc. I ain't seen hide nor hair of Beckie since hunting season got started..."
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Old 12-04-2003, 08:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 12-04-2003, 10:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Oh man. lol
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:12 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lol!!!
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Old 12-09-2003, 05:06 AM   #5 (permalink)
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think the guy has a problem
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Old 12-09-2003, 08:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hehe, good one.
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Old 01-06-2004, 12:49 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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hhhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahaahahhahhhahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sucks to be you
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Old 01-07-2004, 01:06 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Great joke, Laughed my ass off reading it and could barely quit laughing trying to tell it to someone.
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Old 01-07-2004, 02:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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hahahahah.... took me a few seconds to get it at the end but when i did oh man.... great one there
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