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Old 04-30-2003, 01:10 AM   #1 (permalink)
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This rope walks into a bar.....

This rope walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender and says "give me bourbon"..bartender says "we don't serve ropes in here". So the rope leaves and waits a little while to see if the bartender forgets him. He decides to go back into the bar, he walks in and goes up to the bartender and says "give me a bourbon".....the bartender says "we don't serve ropes in here". The rope, unfazed walks out and contemplates his next move. The rope has an idea.....he messes up his hair really bad and ties himself into a knot. He walks back into the bar and goes straight to the bartender and says "give me a bourbon". The bartender says "aren't you that same rope that I keep telling that we don't serve ropes?".......The rope looks valiantly back and replies "No, I'm a frayed knot"...............heee heee whooo that is a good one.....
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Old 04-30-2003, 02:25 AM   #2 (permalink)
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The classics are always the best
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Old 04-30-2003, 03:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i love ____ walks into a bar jokes, and this one didn't disapoint
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Old 04-30-2003, 04:25 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i almost smiled.
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Old 04-30-2003, 05:05 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I love that joke brilliant
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Old 04-30-2003, 05:10 AM   #6 (permalink)
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sorry but I have to post again........I'm still laughing at it...that is one funny joke.....Thanks again more more
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Old 04-30-2003, 05:14 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 04-30-2003, 05:56 AM   #8 (permalink)
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You know they say that a pun is the lowest form of pastery.
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Old 04-30-2003, 07:42 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Very clever
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Old 04-30-2003, 08:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Can't get enough 'bar jokes'. :-)
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Old 04-30-2003, 11:34 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Excellent!
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Old 04-30-2003, 01:59 PM   #12 (permalink)
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never heard that before, what a great joke
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Old 04-30-2003, 02:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Funny my friend funny.
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Old 04-30-2003, 11:57 PM   #14 (permalink)
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heheheh, brilliant joke.

i dunno, im still a fan of (good) puns, if they are punny (unlike that one ^^)
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:39 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Oh lawdy! That was soooo bad.
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:39 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Ok, I admit it, I laughed. But it's still a bad joke.
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:05 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I laugh.......at the rope walking.....not the joke....hee hee heeeeeeee
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:25 PM   #18 (permalink)
 
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!1 HIGHFUCKINGLARIOUS! damn i must be tired...
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:25 PM   #19 (permalink)
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hahah you're punny
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:58 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2003, 10:37 PM   #21 (permalink)
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wonderful bar jokes, keep em comin
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:14 AM   #22 (permalink)
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ROFLMFAO! I think I've heard it before, but the classics never die.
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Old 05-23-2003, 09:22 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Rope jokes never get old......
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Old 05-24-2003, 06:48 AM   #24 (permalink)
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this is a nice bar joke

good turn on a man walks into a bar
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Old 08-30-2003, 09:42 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Lol i like that one
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Old 08-30-2003, 10:24 PM   #26 (permalink)
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that was a big thick ugly looking paragraph, but it was humorous so . . . carry on then
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Old 08-31-2003, 12:27 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Hehehe, an oldie but a goodie!
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Old 09-01-2003, 12:45 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Probably the best "walks into a bar" jokes i've heard, have heard it already but still probably the best hehe
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Old 09-01-2003, 10:05 AM   #29 (permalink)
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lol heard that one from my dad...its funny every time
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Old 09-01-2003, 10:09 AM   #30 (permalink)
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a remake of the classic string walks in to a bar joke
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Old 09-01-2003, 10:47 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Very nice, keep 'em comin'.
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Old 09-01-2003, 01:15 PM   #32 (permalink)
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That was my favorite joke years ago, and I still love it!
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