Austin Powers Pick up lines - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

doodah · 12-05-2003, 12:46 AM

1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of
these wet clothes.

3. Nice legs...what time do they open?

4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my
package.

5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only
one talking to you.

8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed
Thrasher,have you seen one?

9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth
tonight.

10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell
outta me.

11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I
could ride you all day long for a quarter.

12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.

14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?

15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is
only a light switch away.

16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even
farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by
morning.

19. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

20. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

21. F@#! me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

22. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my
bedroom floor.

23. My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming it
later.

24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by
again?

25. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

26. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute."

27. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to
you.

28. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want
to.

29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you
been drinking?

30. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth,
I bet we could do it in public.

31. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you
like pizza?

32. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home
without me.

33. Do you sleep on your stomach? no..........? Can I???

34. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in
them.

35. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went
into this cheap motel room.

DEI37 · 12-05-2003, 05:10 AM

Definitely some good ones in there. Gonna have to remember a few! Thanks.

someoneelse · 12-05-2003, 11:36 AM

hahah some of them were funny as hell

MexicanOnABike · 12-05-2003, 08:49 PM

didnt like the movies but these are funny.

Shpoop · 12-06-2003, 07:31 AM

i like 2 and 7
35 isnt bad either

herostar · 12-06-2003, 10:26 AM

those are good... thanks

thedrake · 12-08-2003, 12:17 PM

good lines that i will never use

Tarn · 12-09-2003, 05:00 AM

nice ones !!!!

dover, ben · 12-09-2003, 10:47 PM

Just wondering, what warranted the Austin Powers reference?

btw in reference to 29, a clever insult I devised: If milk does a body good than you must be lactose intolerant.

Eh? whaddya think?

doodah · 12-09-2003, 10:50 PM

i dunno i think it looked like austin powers would say....

bravo49 · 12-10-2003, 02:32 AM

All great, none could be picked out as poor

geodaro · 12-10-2003, 05:27 AM

Classic. I love Austin

JohnS72 · 12-14-2003, 04:58 PM

Haha I gotta try those out, lol

floydthebarber · 12-14-2003, 11:28 PM

hehe, those are good.

12-05-2003, 12:46 AM	#1 (permalink)
doodah Tilted Location: somewhere over the fucking rainbow	Austin Powers Pick up lines 1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long. 2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)....Let's get you out of these wet clothes. 3. Nice legs...what time do they open? 4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 8. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher,have you seen one? 9. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. 10. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me. 11. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter. 12. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag. 13. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 14. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? 15. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. 17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. 18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 19. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 20. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? 21. F@#! me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom? 22. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 23. My name is Austin ... remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 24. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 25. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me. 26. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute." 27. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. 28. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to. 29. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? 30. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public. 31. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why, don't you like pizza? 32. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me. 33. Do you sleep on your stomach? no..........? Can I??? 34. Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them. 35. I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. __________________ sometimes.. we all just gotta rock out with our cock out and hang out with our wang out... its just how it is....

12-05-2003, 05:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
DEI37 Go faster! Location: Wisconsin	Definitely some good ones in there. Gonna have to remember a few! Thanks. __________________ Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.

12-05-2003, 11:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
someoneelse Insane	hahah some of them were funny as hell __________________ someone else....?

12-05-2003, 08:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
MexicanOnABike Location: up north	didnt like the movies but these are funny. __________________ - Movie Reviews - Ratings-

12-06-2003, 10:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
herostar Psycho Location: South Dakota	those are good... thanks __________________ Got time to chill?

12-06-2003, 07:31 AM	#5 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	i like 2 and 7 35 isnt bad either

12-08-2003, 12:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
thedrake Banned Location: Iowa	good lines that i will never use

12-09-2003, 05:00 AM	#8 (permalink)
Tarn Crazy	nice ones !!!!

12-09-2003, 10:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
dover, ben Upright	Just wondering, what warranted the Austin Powers reference? btw in reference to 29, a clever insult I devised: If milk does a body good than you must be lactose intolerant. Eh? whaddya think? Last edited by dover, ben; 12-09-2003 at 10:56 PM..

12-09-2003, 10:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
doodah Tilted Location: somewhere over the fucking rainbow	i dunno i think it looked like austin powers would say.... __________________ sometimes.. we all just gotta rock out with our cock out and hang out with our wang out... its just how it is....

12-10-2003, 02:32 AM	#11 (permalink)
bravo49 Junkie Location: chocolate city	All great, none could be picked out as poor

12-10-2003, 05:27 AM	#12 (permalink)
geodaro Psycho	Classic. I love Austin

12-14-2003, 04:58 PM	#13 (permalink)
JohnS72 Crazy	Haha I gotta try those out, lol

12-14-2003, 11:28 PM	#14 (permalink)
floydthebarber Insane Location: ?	hehe, those are good. __________________ wish you were here