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Old 04-30-2003, 08:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: NY Burbs
Pope joke (goin' to hell for this)

As the Pope lay dying he is visited by an angel who tells him that before he dies, God has commanded that he must make love to a young virgin so he may know and understand the earthly pleasures he gave up his whole life.
The Pope argues for a while but then finally agrees to do it if certain conditions are met:
"First, she must be blind so she cannot see the desecration I will perform on her body!"
"Second, she must be mute so she can never repeat the unspeakable act I will be performing on her body!"
"Third, she must be deaf so she cannot hear the unspeakable acts I will be performing on her body."
The angel writes these down and begins to float away to report back to God.
Just before he disappears, the Pope leans forward and says, "One last thing."
"What is it," says the Angel.
The Pope whispers "Big tits."
Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
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Old 04-30-2003, 08:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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completely unexpected...
Hmm, what to say in a signature?
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Old 04-30-2003, 08:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney
Of course
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
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Old 04-30-2003, 08:43 AM   #4 (permalink)
Darth Papa
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Heh! Go POPE!
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:30 AM   #5 (permalink)
Good one, not expecting that.
"I had never really thought about it before," Det. Dern said. "But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity and not something that should be attempted alone."
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:56 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This a good oldie, off of the first Cheech & Chong LP originally
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Old 04-30-2003, 11:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
pinche vato
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Completely unexpected, AND completely understandable!
Living is easy with eyes closed.
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Old 04-30-2003, 01:48 PM   #8 (permalink)
ahahahahhah, so great
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Old 04-30-2003, 02:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
Metal and Rock 4 Life
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Wtg pope!

i knew you had it ya
You bore me.... next.
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Old 04-30-2003, 02:59 PM   #10 (permalink)
Location: Up my ass
Hey, the Pope has to have desires as well, besides the desire for young boys' mouths.
Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_
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Old 04-30-2003, 03:39 PM   #11 (permalink)
Location: British Columbia
yea, its the pimpin' popen
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Old 04-30-2003, 05:00 PM   #12 (permalink)
Location: Davis, CA, USA
That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time
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Old 04-30-2003, 05:04 PM   #13 (permalink)
Hiding Out
I think we all knew the Pope had it in him.
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Old 04-30-2003, 05:28 PM   #14 (permalink)
Location: Montreal
Yeah, he's the Pope, but he's a dude first and foremost.
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Old 04-30-2003, 07:02 PM   #15 (permalink)
Blood + Fire
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Location: New Zealand
Fair enough
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:41 AM   #16 (permalink)
Location: Columbia Falls, MT
Haha, that's good
Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:49 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Yes!! You know there has to be pope groupies somewhere out there.
"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."
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Old 05-10-2003, 09:09 PM   #18 (permalink)
Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant
Really didn't see that one coming.
Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!
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Old 05-11-2003, 08:52 AM   #19 (permalink)
Go faster!
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I've heard it before...but it's a classic! Thanks.
Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.
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