platypus

As the Pope lay dying he is visited by an angel who tells him that before he dies, God has commanded that he must make love to a young virgin so he may know and understand the earthly pleasures he gave up his whole life.
The Pope argues for a while but then finally agrees to do it if certain conditions are met:
"First, she must be blind so she cannot see the desecration I will perform on her body!"
"Second, she must be mute so she can never repeat the unspeakable act I will be performing on her body!"
"Third, she must be deaf so she cannot hear the unspeakable acts I will be performing on her body."
The angel writes these down and begins to float away to report back to God.
Just before he disappears, the Pope leans forward and says, "One last thing."
"What is it," says the Angel.
The Pope whispers "Big tits."

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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

scroungrat

completely unexpected...

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Hmm, what to say in a signature?

cchris

Of course

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ratbastid

Heh! Go POPE!

Sparky

Good one, not expecting that.

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"I had never really thought about it before," Det. Dern said. "But obviously, giving an elephant an enema can be a very dangerous activity and not something that should be attempted alone."

loganmule

This a good oldie, off of the first Cheech & Chong LP originally

warrrreagl

Completely unexpected, AND completely understandable!

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soccerstudpc20

ahahahahhah, so great

Destrox

Wtg pope!

i knew you had it ya

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You bore me.... next.

Hycdubg

Hey, the Pope has to have desires as well, besides the desire for young boys' mouths.

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Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay.

-The Long Kiss Goodnight_

Eviltree

yea, its the pimpin' popen

Toadboy

That is the funniest thing I have heard in a long time

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TerresqueÜ

I think we all knew the Pope had it in him.

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crackpot

Yeah, he's the Pope, but he's a dude first and foremost.

Mr.Deflok

Fair enough

Junchbailey

Haha, that's good

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Hey guys -- I finally got a semen sample after pumping on my wiener for 2 whole days

forgotten_dream

Yes!! You know there has to be pope groupies somewhere out there.

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duckduck

Really didn't see that one coming.

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DEI37

I've heard it before...but it's a classic! Thanks.

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