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Old 12-10-2003, 12:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to die," and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the President of the United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader of a superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.

The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left and as a Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute. The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."

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Old 12-10-2003, 02:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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YES! Beautiful! Loved it! um...Great! I'll have to tell my wife, damn democrats... Thanks!
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Old 12-10-2003, 08:41 PM   #3 (permalink)
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HAHA, fabulous!! I'm a Dem myself but lots of us aren't especially fond of HRC.
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Old 12-10-2003, 08:57 PM   #4 (permalink)
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OH!!!! oh oH! didnt see that coming.
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Old 12-11-2003, 03:58 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Typical Yank, good one
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Old 12-11-2003, 02:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Thought it was gonna be George W. Bush.
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Old 12-11-2003, 02:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahahaa! hahaa..
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Old 12-11-2003, 02:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Heh, stupid Hillary....reminds me of a Hillary I know...
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