12-15-2003, 11:19 AM | #1 (permalink) |
A Storm Is Coming
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Adult Fairy Tales
CINDERELLA wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let
> > her. "You must be home by 2am! Any later, and your diaphragm will turn > > into a > > pumpkin." 2:00 a.m. Cinderella shows up, looking love struck and very > > satisfied. > > "Where have you been?" demands the Fairy Godmother. "Your diaphragm > > was supposed to turn into a > > pumpkin three hours ago!!!" > > " I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. > > He took care of everything." > > The Fairy Godmother stated, "I know of no > > prince with that kind of power! > > Tell me his name!" > > Cinderella replied, I can't remember, exactly, .. > > Peter, Peter, something or other..."
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01-30-2004, 12:56 AM | #22 (permalink) |
Tilted
Location: USA, Oregon
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Ha ha, thats a good one
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10-18-2007, 01:02 PM | #24 (permalink) |
<3 TFP
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LOL!
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