Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community  

Go Back   Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community > Interests > Tilted Humor


 
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
Old 04-30-2003, 05:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
Junkie
 
cchris's Avatar
 
Location: Sydney
The little old lady

Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little old Woman: I am 86 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what
happened to you?
Little old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my
front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up
on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my
Abner passed away some 30 years ago.
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.
Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little old Woman: No, I did not stop him.
Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all
alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!
Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just laid
down and said to him..."Take me ...young man...Take me!"
Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!" ... And
that's when I shot the little bastard!
__________________
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
cchris is offline  
Old 04-30-2003, 06:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
Tilted
 
Location: Canada
Lol
manias is offline  
Old 04-30-2003, 07:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
Blood + Fire
 
Mr.Deflok's Avatar
 
Location: New Zealand
hmm
Mr.Deflok is offline  
Old 04-30-2003, 09:22 PM   #4 (permalink)
Tilted
 
Location: WI
Haha, that was pretty good.
Laladien is offline  
Old 04-30-2003, 09:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
pinche vato
 
warrrreagl's Avatar
 
Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
heh heh
__________________
Living is easy with eyes closed.
warrrreagl is offline  
Old 04-30-2003, 11:00 PM   #6 (permalink)
Insane
 
lol
Mitzkrieg is offline  
Old 05-01-2003, 09:01 AM   #7 (permalink)
Registered User
 
Location: Earth
good one
Scorpio is offline  
Old 05-01-2003, 10:21 AM   #8 (permalink)
Insane
 
Psycoman's Avatar
 
I bet you she'd get off!!

On second thought, she didn't
Psycoman is offline  
Old 05-01-2003, 10:25 AM   #9 (permalink)
 
MexicanOnABike's Avatar
 
Location: up north
heheh... thats sick!
__________________
MexicanOnABike is offline  
Old 05-01-2003, 10:32 AM   #10 (permalink)
Psycho
 
forgotten_dream's Avatar
 
heh heh. Nice-- didn't see the punch line coming at all.
__________________
"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."
forgotten_dream is offline  
Old 05-01-2003, 10:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
Essen meine kurze Hosen
 
Location: NY Burbs
Ha! Didn't expect that!
__________________
Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
platypus is offline  
Old 05-01-2003, 10:45 AM   #12 (permalink)
Upright
 
LOL
wmuhist is offline  
Old 05-01-2003, 09:12 PM   #13 (permalink)
 
MexicanOnABike's Avatar
 
Location: up north
heheh... good! its funnier the 2nd time.
__________________
MexicanOnABike is offline  
Old 05-01-2003, 09:31 PM   #14 (permalink)
Insane
 
Location: In a van, down by the river
hahaha thats an funny and sick at the same time
blaze is offline  
Old 05-02-2003, 08:10 AM   #15 (permalink)
RaZ
Crazy
 
Heh, nice.
RaZ is offline  
Old 05-02-2003, 08:53 AM   #16 (permalink)
Junkie
 
Location: Montreal
Oh, boy. Good joke, thanks.
crackpot is offline  
 

Tags
lady

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 11:54 AM.

Tilted Forum Project

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
Search Engine Optimization by vBSEO 3.6.0 PL2
© 2002-2012 Tilted Forum Project

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38