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Old 12-21-2003, 12:15 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Intercourse?

I haven't seen this one anywhere... sorry if I missed it and it's a repost.....




Four married guys go golfing over the weekend and on Sunday during the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued.
First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend.
What's the deal?" Fourth Guy: "That's easy! I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off, I shut off my alarm, give the wife a poke and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' So she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"
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Old 12-21-2003, 12:32 AM   #2 (permalink)
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it's been posted on the same page, in fact as I speak it's about 4 thread below this.
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=39231
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Old 12-21-2003, 12:37 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-21-2003, 01:56 AM   #4 (permalink)
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oh well, I'd rather risk reading two of the same funny then have someone not post something I hadn't heard.....

Besides, I think all multipost sins are forgiven while search is off.
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Old 12-22-2003, 06:59 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Meh. Funny is funny. Repost "forgiven"...............as if I had any say in it.
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Old 12-22-2003, 08:53 PM   #6 (permalink)
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very funny, repost is good
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Old 12-23-2003, 06:25 PM   #7 (permalink)
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funny
don't worry about repost (given the lack of search)
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Old 12-23-2003, 10:50 PM   #8 (permalink)
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funny
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Old 12-24-2003, 03:02 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I might try this strategy myself
 
Old 12-25-2003, 08:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hahahaha
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Old 12-26-2003, 09:07 AM   #11 (permalink)
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hey....I like that idea.
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Old 12-26-2003, 11:02 PM   #12 (permalink)
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sillygirl, just depends what time of month it is!
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Old 01-04-2004, 09:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
 
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i'd rather have the sex...
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Old 01-27-2004, 02:27 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Excellent and thanks!
I needed that laugh!
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Old 01-30-2004, 10:50 PM   #15 (permalink)
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It may be a repost but you reworded it and I think itís funnier this way. Good joke.
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Old 01-31-2004, 02:49 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Missed the other one, glad you reposted thanks.
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