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Old 04-30-2003, 07:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada
Vietnam Love (Groaner)

This is a bad one. You've been warned.


Three soldiers are walking through the jungle during the Vietnam war. Suddenly, from out of nowhere, Charlie starts shooting at them. The three head for cover, and manage to find shelter in a foxhole. They hold off the enemy for hours when one of the men says,

"We need to get support. We've got plenty of ammo, but we're running low on food and water. The radio got a bullet in it, so that means someone needs to go out and get help"

Finally, one of the men volunteers, and under the cover-fire of his friends, he manages to make a break for it.

Hours pass, and still no sign of the man's return. Finally, after almost all hope is lost, the man comes back. His friends quickly ask if help was about to arrive.

"I couldn't find any help anywhere. But, oh man! On my way back, I found this really hot Vietnam chick, and I just couldn't help myself. I had to have sex with her, and let me tell you, we did it for hours."

Despite his anger, one of the other men curiously says, "Really? Did she give good head?"

To which the man replies, "Head? What head?"
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Old 04-30-2003, 09:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Then how did he know she was a......? Oh, never mind.

It must have been that other slanted part.
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Old 05-01-2003, 06:00 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Gah... *vomits* that's so wrong....
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:04 AM   #4 (permalink)
Aww, no, aww, that's just wrong.

But funny.
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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wrong, but funny
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
Location: Canada
But you guys don't get it, it's hilarious because it is so wrong.

Nice post.
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
Ugh, that is so wrong
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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if u were about to die, you would too!
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Old 05-02-2003, 02:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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my god i am scared (writes it down to tell at work)
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:05 AM   #10 (permalink)
Go faster!
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Now that is funny. Gross, but funny!
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Old 05-02-2003, 06:35 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Originally posted by DarkerCourse
Ugh, that is so wrong
But funny nonetheless
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Old 05-02-2003, 09:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
I like the jokes that suck the air out of the room.
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Old 05-03-2003, 08:08 AM   #13 (permalink)
Location: Cairo, Egypt
I don't get it
Assumptions make an ass out of you and mptions....
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Old 05-03-2003, 09:23 AM   #14 (permalink)
Location: Belgium
sucks :-)

haha sick joke
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Old 05-03-2003, 12:43 PM   #15 (permalink)
Location: Toronto, Canada
guys i am really retarded but i don'g get it
someone care to explain to me?
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Old 05-03-2003, 07:26 PM   #16 (permalink)
Location: British Columbia
she didn't have a head.
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Old 05-04-2003, 07:28 PM   #17 (permalink)
Location: Ottawa, ON, Canada
'Head' is a slang term for blowjob.
The one guy asked if the girl he was screwing gave good head.
He replies that the woman he was fucking had no head.
Ergo, he was fucking a corpse.

Hope that doesn't ruin the fun of the joke.
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Old 05-04-2003, 07:31 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I heard another one like that about lucky hobos. Icky but funny.
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Old 05-04-2003, 07:39 PM   #19 (permalink)
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So wrong it's funny.
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Old 05-04-2003, 08:35 PM   #20 (permalink)
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funny in a ahhh kinda way.
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:51 PM   #21 (permalink)
Location: Seattle
sooooo wrong ... sooo great ...
<b>so wrong!</b>
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