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Old 01-01-2004, 10:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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WARNING:alcohol may...

Alcohol warning labels

American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the
following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
smarter, faster and better looking than most people. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ass kicked.

WARNING: the crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode
 
Old 01-01-2004, 07:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: WARNING:alcohol may...

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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

So true... so true...
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Old 01-01-2004, 10:54 PM   #3 (permalink)
 
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and thats why i dont drink.
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Old 01-02-2004, 01:00 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i think some one was drinking when they formated that...

real funny thoigh
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Old 01-02-2004, 10:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Yes, and New Years Eve...I think many of my friends were exhibiting most of the aformentioned..
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Old 01-02-2004, 11:16 AM   #6 (permalink)
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties.
Heehee. There have been many parties when I 'get sick of' my bra and end up taking it off, wondering later where the hell it went.
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Old 01-02-2004, 01:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Heehee. There have been many parties when I 'get sick of' my bra and end up taking it off, wondering later where the hell it went.
I have woken up/come too wearing panties/bra....... possibly they were yours...
 
 

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