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Old 01-01-2004, 06:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney
Mowing the lawn.

One Saturday afternoon, this guy was sitting in his lawn chair,
drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this
that she came over and shouted at him,"You should be hung."

He took a drink from his can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from his lips,lifted his darkened Ray ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."
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Old 01-01-2004, 10:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
 
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ahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! great
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Old 01-01-2004, 11:56 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Haha took a moment there
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Old 01-02-2004, 03:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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simplicity



gotta love a short funny joke

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Old 01-02-2004, 04:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Fore some reason my wife dosen't like this joke... go fig
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Old 01-02-2004, 07:26 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Location: back home again...
my wife said I could be replaced by a "hung" vibrator anytime...

now get out there and cut the lawn!
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Old 01-02-2004, 05:45 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Nice
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Old 01-03-2004, 10:57 AM   #8 (permalink)
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All the neighbor lady's take turns mowin my lawn...
 
Old 01-03-2004, 01:21 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I liked that one!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-03-2004, 03:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I like it short and funny
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Old 01-03-2004, 08:09 PM   #11 (permalink)
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nicely done
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