cchris

One Saturday afternoon, this guy was sitting in his lawn chair,
drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this
that she came over and shouted at him,"You should be hung."

He took a drink from his can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam from his lips,lifted his darkened Ray ban Sunglasses and stared directly at this nosey neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am, that's why she cuts the grass."

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MexicanOnABike

ahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!! great

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Tiger69z

Haha took a moment there

Arachnid

simplicity



gotta love a short funny joke

Cheers

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Crack

Fore some reason my wife dosen't like this joke... go fig
~Crack

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sbscout

my wife said I could be replaced by a "hung" vibrator anytime...

now get out there and cut the lawn!

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blindawg

Nice

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Average-Joe

All the neighbor lady's take turns mowin my lawn...

Boo

I liked that one!!!!!!!!!!

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Kllr Wolf

I like it short and funny

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batm4n_23

nicely done