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Old 05-01-2003, 06:36 AM   #1 (permalink)
Essen meine kurze Hosen
Location: NY Burbs
A doctor walks into a bank.

A doctor walks into a bank.
Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looks at the thermometer with annoyance and says, "Well that's great, just great...some asshole's got my pen."
Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
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Old 05-01-2003, 06:44 AM   #2 (permalink)
pinche vato
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Heh heh heh. I hope it wasn't one of those overgrown PhD pens.
Living is easy with eyes closed.
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:42 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Heh heh heh. I hope it wasn't one of those overgrown PhD pens.
Oh, owe!!
"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney
Why did the Irishman put a Tampon behind his ear?...........
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:44 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.
Heh heh funny.
Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...
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Old 05-01-2003, 08:57 AM   #6 (permalink)
Hadn't heard that one before, very good!
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:13 PM   #7 (permalink)
bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call.
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:16 PM   #8 (permalink)
Location: Boone, NC
not bad
"Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: up north
heheh! i wouldnt want my pen back!
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:14 AM   #10 (permalink)
Go faster!
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Location: Wisconsin
And I'd sure think he could keep it, too! Wouldn't want that pen back, methinks.
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Old 06-10-2003, 11:42 AM   #11 (permalink)
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
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Location: In the dust of the archives
Groaned a bit at this one...gonna share it anyway.
"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony

"Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus

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Old 06-10-2003, 05:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: In the middle of the desert.
Argghh.... Well, I love puns. Did you hear what the proctologist said? "No, no, I said a BUTT Light!"
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Old 06-10-2003, 07:10 PM   #13 (permalink)
Go faster!
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Location: Wisconsin
Funny ones, there. Laughed...then groaned.
Generally speaking, if you were to get what you really deserve, you might be unpleasantly surprised.
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Old 06-10-2003, 11:41 PM   #14 (permalink)
Location: Melbourne
*groans, shakes head and smiles*

heh it did get a bit of a laugh out when i first read it though
when i am king, you will be first against the wall...
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Old 06-10-2003, 11:43 PM   #15 (permalink)
Location: Boone, NC
my kinda joke!
"the greatest trick the devil ever pulled, was making the world believe he didn't exist" -Kevin Spacey 'The Usual Suspects'
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Old 06-11-2003, 12:30 AM   #16 (permalink)
We're having potato pancakes!
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it's true man!
The Bully Boys are here!
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Old 06-11-2003, 09:59 PM   #17 (permalink)
Location: Tucson, AZ
Variation on a classic joke. Thanks for bringing it back. Good post.
"Sell Crazy Somewhere Else, We're All Stocked Up Here," Jack Nicholson - As Good As It Gets
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Old 06-12-2003, 01:05 AM   #18 (permalink)
Location: chocolate city
Variation on a theme of Tampax
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Old 06-12-2003, 05:22 PM   #19 (permalink)
Deliberately unfocused
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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard
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Old 06-12-2003, 09:46 PM   #20 (permalink)
i thought it was stupid, then when i went to reply, I GOT IT, wow i'm dumb
Come on
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Old 06-13-2003, 02:31 PM   #21 (permalink)
so many men...so little time.
Location: Bellingham
Ha Ha!
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