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Old 05-01-2003, 06:40 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Mailman retires

The mailman appears at a woman's door one morning, and she invites him in. "Today is your big day, Mr. Postman. I know that you are retiring, and today is your last day, so look what I've done for you in your honor."

The mailman looks at the breakfast table and sees an enormous spread of food! Pancakes, eggs, biscuits, suasage, fruit, and a cup of hot coffee. He thanks her graciously and sits down and eats every last bite.

As he's getting up to leave, she says, "Wait a minute, big boy, there's more. Come upstairs with me to the bedroom."

After they've rolled around in the bed for awhile, he staggers to his feet and starts to get dressed. The woman stops him and presses a single dollar bill into his hand.

The mailman says, "Now wait a minute. I understand the breakfast and I really appreciated it. I even understand the roll in the hay, and I really, really appreciated that. But I don't understand the dollar bill at all."

The woman explains, "This morning I told my husband that you were retiring, and that we should get you something for retirement, and did he have any ideas? My husband said, 'Fuck the mailman! Give him a dollar.' Breakfast was my idea."
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:21 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Are they hiring? Funny joke!
One step closer to the edge...
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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What a Fucking CLASSIC.

That is good.
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Yep sure is a classic...haven't heard it in awhile. Still a funny one, nice post.
Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:38 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Heh, rock on.
"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."
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Old 05-01-2003, 08:01 AM   #6 (permalink)
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haha never heard of this one before. good joke
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Old 05-01-2003, 08:18 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Be careful what you wish for...
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Old 05-01-2003, 08:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I love that one.
Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
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Old 05-01-2003, 08:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Hmm, what to say in a signature?
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Old 05-01-2003, 08:48 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Thats good
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