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Old 05-01-2003, 06:43 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Honeymoon #4 and still a virgin

A couple just got married and on the first night of the honeymoon the wife says, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin!"
The hubby says, "How so? You've been married three times before."
"Well," she says, "my first husband was a gynecologist, and all he wanted to do was look at it.
My second husband was a psychologist, and all he wanted to do was talk about it.
And my third husband was a stamp collector, and all he wanted to do...oh, I do miss HIM."
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Old 05-01-2003, 06:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I knew stamp collector's were smart.
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Funny~
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Thats a great one.............
Wonder what the new one is???????????????
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:36 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Ha! Good one!
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Old 05-01-2003, 11:51 AM   #6 (permalink)
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That's actually a really good one.
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:15 PM   #7 (permalink)
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For her sake, he's the rotorooter man
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Old 05-01-2003, 01:51 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Love that one. The version I heard had her fourth husband as a lawyer... "So finally I know I'm gonna get screwed!"

Mike & Iona.
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Old 05-01-2003, 04:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Iona, I like the addition.
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Old 05-01-2003, 04:25 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I once heard a version of this joke where the "previous" husband was a saleman. All he wanted to do, was to sit on the edge of the bed and explain how good it was going to be.
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Old 05-01-2003, 04:33 PM   #11 (permalink)
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hehe
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Old 05-01-2003, 04:45 PM   #12 (permalink)
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hehehe
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:22 PM   #13 (permalink)
 
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hehe... i saw the long version!
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:08 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Hm, good one.
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