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Old 05-01-2003, 06:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: NY Burbs
Grandma! No!

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"
His father says, "No...how old?" He says, "I'm eleven!"
He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"
She says, "Come closer..." She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then says, "You're eleven."
He says, "How could you tell?"
She says, "I heard you tell your father."
Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.
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Old 05-01-2003, 06:46 AM   #2 (permalink)
pinche vato
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Ah, the old Elian Gonzalez family, eh?
Living is easy with eyes closed.
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Arrgh! No Granny don't....Dad! Grandma's touching me again. Nice Post.
Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:41 AM   #4 (permalink)
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>_< that's just not right...
"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."
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Old 05-01-2003, 08:57 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Excuse me while I purge!! lol
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:00 AM   #6 (permalink)
Oi! That's not right! Funny though, just not right.
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:05 AM   #8 (permalink)
Heh, nice.
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:21 AM   #9 (permalink)
That is so wrong- but farking hilarious!
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:43 AM   #10 (permalink)
Location: Montreal
Oh God. What an image. So bad, I'm gonna tell this to everyone. Except grandma of course.
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Old 05-02-2003, 09:09 AM   #11 (permalink)
Pup no More
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Heard another version with a young girl asking her uncle who does the same thing
"If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it."
~ Frank Tyger
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Location: St. Louis
ya why does my grandma do that to me can you guys explain its enjoyable but mommy does it better.

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Old 05-02-2003, 08:22 PM   #13 (permalink)
Location: Boone, NC
bad granny, bad
"Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle
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