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Old 05-01-2003, 06:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Today's Humor: big dick

A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly
the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off.
Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacks their car on the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"
Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few minutes she says............ "Sure had
a big dick, didn't it?"
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Old 05-01-2003, 06:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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OMFG, laughing out loud now!
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:23 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I know that I should not laugh but..............................
Bwahahahahahahah
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:28 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Lord have mercy on your soul...but it still was a funny joke.
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:39 AM   #5 (permalink)
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*L* Good one!
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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that was funny
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Old 05-01-2003, 08:52 AM   #7 (permalink)
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good one..
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Old 05-01-2003, 08:54 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Someone's goin to hell for that one ...... funny nonetheless.
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Old 05-01-2003, 02:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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oh yeah, funniest thing i've heard all day
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Old 05-01-2003, 02:58 PM   #10 (permalink)
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THAT is a funny joke. I'll have to tell that one to my father in law!
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Old 05-01-2003, 03:06 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Thats very funny!!
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Old 05-01-2003, 04:32 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Yes! LMAO
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Old 05-01-2003, 04:33 PM   #13 (permalink)
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heh
little kids these days
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:21 PM   #14 (permalink)
 
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heheh... hilarious!
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:24 PM   #15 (permalink)
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hahahaha that's HILARIOUS
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:09 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Heard it before, good one
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:18 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Very funny- LOL
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:21 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Heh heh, good one <b>asdf1001</b>!
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Old 05-02-2003, 09:13 AM   #19 (permalink)
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That was absolutely hilarious!!!
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Old 05-02-2003, 10:32 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Funny as hell! Thanks
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Old 05-02-2003, 12:39 PM   #21 (permalink)
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My dad told me that when jon Bobbit was the headline news and its still a great one.
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Old 05-03-2003, 11:06 PM   #22 (permalink)
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and now for the most uncomfortable silence in the fathers life.
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Old 05-03-2003, 11:08 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 05-04-2003, 08:30 AM   #24 (permalink)
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lol, thats great
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Old 05-04-2003, 09:02 AM   #25 (permalink)
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that was funny
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Old 05-04-2003, 09:40 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Good one
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Old 05-04-2003, 04:51 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Heh, that's funny, wrong, but still funny...
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Old 05-04-2003, 05:09 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Oh shit, haha. That was great!
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Old 05-04-2003, 09:01 PM   #29 (permalink)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!! That's Great! Kids these days know soo much that they shouldn't know...
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Old 05-04-2003, 10:58 PM   #30 (permalink)
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That's great
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:29 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I had to control myself from laughing out loud in the office.
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Old 05-05-2003, 11:20 PM   #32 (permalink)
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ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

but funny, after an initial wince
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Old 05-10-2003, 03:23 PM   #33 (permalink)
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omg thats the funniest thing ive ever read!
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Old 05-10-2003, 08:33 PM   #34 (permalink)
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LMAO!! That was friggin' hilarious!
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Old 05-10-2003, 11:27 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I've heard that before, but damn it's still hilarious!!
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Old 05-11-2003, 06:54 AM   #36 (permalink)
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that was awesome
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Old 05-11-2003, 03:54 PM   #37 (permalink)
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a great joke
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Old 05-11-2003, 07:53 PM   #38 (permalink)
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never heard that one... super joke!
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Old 05-12-2003, 10:39 PM   #39 (permalink)
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oldie but a goodie
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Old 05-13-2003, 01:39 AM   #40 (permalink)
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