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05-01-2003, 07:20 AM
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Spacecadet
Location: out thair
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A dog named Sex _ Its good
A Dog Named Sex
by Morty Storm When I went to City Hall ro renew my dog's licence, I told the clerk I wanted a licence for Sex. He said, "I'd like one, too!" Then I said, "But this is a dog." He said, "I don't care what she looks like." Then I said, " You don't understand, I've had Sex sence I was 9 years old." He winked at me and said, "you must have been quite a kid." When I got married and went on my honymoon, I took my dog with me. I told the motel clerk I wanted a room for my wife and I, and a special room for Sex. He said, " You don't need a special room for Sex. As long as you pay your bill, we don't care what you do." I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Funny, I have the sameproblem." Well, one day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog got loose and ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just standing there, looking disppointed. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He said, " Wonderful! If you sell tickets, you'll clean up!" But you don't understand, I said, "I want to have Sex on TV." He said, "Thay already have that on cable, It's no big deal anymore." Well, my wife and I decided to separate, so we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said to the judge, "Your honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said," The court is not a confessional. Please stick to the facts," Then I said, "After I was married, Sex left me." He said, "Me too." Well, last night Sex ran away again, and I spent hours looking all over for him. A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "Looking for Sex." My case comes up Friday.
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05-01-2003, 05:12 PM
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bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
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heh that's cute
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