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Old 05-01-2003, 07:20 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: out thair
A dog named Sex _ Its good

A Dog Named Sex
by Morty Storm

When I went to City Hall ro renew
my dog's licence, I told the clerk I
wanted a licence for Sex. He said, "I'd
like one, too!"
Then I said, "But this is a dog."
He said, "I don't care what she
looks like." Then I said, " You don't
understand, I've had Sex sence I was
9 years old." He winked at me and said,
"you must have been quite a kid."
When I got married and went on
my honymoon, I took my dog with
me. I told the motel clerk I wanted a room for
my wife and I, and a special room for Sex. He
said, " You don't need a special room for Sex. As
long as you pay your bill, we don't care what
you do."
I said, "Look, you don't seem to understand.
Sex keeps me awake at night."
The clerk said, "Funny, I have the sameproblem."
Well, one day I entered Sex in a contest, but
before the competition began, the dog got loose
and ran away. Another contestant asked me
why I was just standing there, looking disppointed.
I told him I had planned to have Sex in
the contest. He said, " Wonderful! If you sell
tickets, you'll clean up!"
But you don't understand, I said, "I want to
have Sex on TV." He said, "Thay already have
that on cable, It's no big deal anymore."
Well, my wife and I decided to separate, so we went
to court to fight for custody of the dog.
I said to the judge, "Your honor, I had Sex
before I was married." The judge said," The court
is not a confessional. Please stick to the facts,"
Then I said, "After I was married, Sex left
me." He said, "Me too."
Well, last night Sex ran away again, and I spent
hours looking all over for him. A cop came over to
me and asked, "What are you doing in this alley
at 4 o'clock in the morning?" I said, "Looking for Sex."
My case comes up Friday.
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Location: State of confusion...wait that's medication.
Nicely written, still a good one.
Self destruction - "Its my Nature", said the Scorpion...
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:35 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Heh. Heard it before, but it's still funny!
"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."
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Old 05-01-2003, 11:13 AM   #4 (permalink)
pinche vato
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Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
I've heard this before, but I can't remember where. It's a classic.
Living is easy with eyes closed.
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Old 05-01-2003, 11:47 AM   #5 (permalink)
Location: Where hockey pucks run rampant
Sounds familiar to one I've heard before. Still good, though.
Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way!
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Old 05-01-2003, 04:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
Location: Boone, NC
i've seen it before, but still good
"Boy, I like that echo... goes right through my head... I had that happen once, but it was chemically induced...." - Steve Earle
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:12 PM   #8 (permalink)
bAck iN aCtiOn!
Location: in my imagination
heh that's cute
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>'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:32 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: up north
i love sex... sex is my best friend...
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
Go faster!
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Location: Wisconsin
This is another one of those classics! Keep 'em rolling in.
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Old 05-02-2003, 05:02 AM   #11 (permalink)
Searching for the perfect brew!
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Yes, an oldie but goodie! Thanks
"That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"
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Old 05-02-2003, 05:22 AM   #12 (permalink)
Location: Louisiana
Still good after all these years! Ha ha ha
Life isn't how many breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away!
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Old 05-02-2003, 06:31 AM   #13 (permalink)
Pup no More
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Location: Voted the Best
Heard it before, but good to see it written out
"If you cannot lift the load off another's back, do not walk away. Try to lighten it."
~ Frank Tyger
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