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Old 05-01-2003, 10:07 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Getting what you paid for.

A man is visiting a small city and is a little frisky. He drives around looking for a hooker to help relieve him of this stress. He looks for about 3 hours before he is able to locate 1 hooker.

He pulls up to her and asks, “How much for a blow job?”

“$200” she respondeds.

“$200!?!?!, That’s an OUTRAGE!!”

“Take it or leave it honny, I’m the only business in town.”

He is desperate, so he pays the $200. He then whips out his cock and starts to masturbate.

She looks at him in surprise and says “What the hell are you doing?”

He looks at her and replies, “For $200, your not getting the easy one!”
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Old 05-01-2003, 10:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
 
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hehe.. thats a good idea!
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Old 05-01-2003, 10:31 AM   #3 (permalink)
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laff, that took me a second to get it. Nice work!
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Old 05-01-2003, 10:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Hah! Good one. Should have just done that in the first place and saved the cash.
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Old 05-01-2003, 10:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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*L* Ok, it took me a second but I get it. That's some funny stuff
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Old 05-01-2003, 11:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Who's been following me around?
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