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Old 05-01-2003, 11:38 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: NY Burbs
Two lesbians in a bar...

Two lesbians in a bar were looking at a woman across the room.
The first one said, "Boy, I sure would like to plumb her depths with my tongue."
"No, you wouldn't," said the second, "I know her, and she's hung like a doughnut."
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Old 05-01-2003, 11:47 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I don't get it.
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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ummm.... me neither....
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:18 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I DO, and it's a SCREAM!!!


Along those same lines, I'll never forget Robert Wuhl starting a joke this way once: "Sitting in the front row of last night's show were two disgruntled lesbians - as if there were another kind..."
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:24 PM   #5 (permalink)
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i get it, and its gross, funny, but disturbing
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:10 PM   #6 (permalink)
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i don't get it
oh well
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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i got it, didn't laugh anyway
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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So, maybe somebody could explain this?
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
 
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hhehe...
I think i get it... : a donut has a big hole in the center... so if a chick has a big hole, then its not good.
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