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Old 05-01-2003, 12:33 PM   #1 (permalink)
pinche vato
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Location: backwater, Third World, land of cotton
Death during sex

Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the funeral arrangements are being made, the mortician informs the widow that he cannot get rid of her dead husband's rigor mortis hard-on which is sticking straight up in the air and if they don't do something, it will look odd in the coffin at the funeral.

The widow tells the guy to cut it off and stick it up her dear departed's behind. The mortician can't believe his ears but the widow is adamant, so he does it. During the funeral, friends and relatives of the dead man were concerned to see a tear in the corner of his eye, but the widow assured them that there was no cause to be alarmed.

Just before the casket is closed, the widow leans in and whispers in the dead man's ear, "It HURTS, doesn't it?"
Living is easy with eyes closed.
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:43 PM   #2 (permalink)
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heh. Nice.
"A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:57 PM   #3 (permalink)
Location: Houston, Tx
vengeance is a cold cold bitch.
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:14 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Location: up north
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Old 05-02-2003, 07:52 AM   #5 (permalink)
Location: PacNW
Always has to have the last word!
One step closer to the edge...
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:16 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 05-02-2003, 09:17 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Location: The Woodlands, TX
hes gonna come back from the dead and get her for that...

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Old 05-02-2003, 09:32 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Good Joke. I have only only one question, does that make him a necrophiliac?
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Old 05-03-2003, 08:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Location: Sydney
Revenge is sweet
There's a fine line between participation and mockery
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Old 05-03-2003, 08:49 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Location: Following the light...
ouch! She's in for it when she dies...
"People say I'm strange, does that make me a stranger?"
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Old 05-04-2003, 08:46 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: Phoenix
thats good, made me smile
You bore me.... next.
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Old 05-04-2003, 11:17 AM   #12 (permalink)
so cruel yet so amusing.
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Old 05-04-2003, 04:46 PM   #13 (permalink)
Location: RI
Note to self, no more anal sex...
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Old 05-04-2003, 05:06 PM   #14 (permalink)
Location: Pullman, WA
I feel more sorry for her than the husband... ouch.
Go Cougs!
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