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Old 05-01-2003, 12:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sunbathing

Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel.

She wore a bathing suit the first day, but on the second, she decided that no one could see her way up there, and she slipped out of it for an overall tan.

She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The Hilton doesn't mind your sunbathing on the roof, but we would very much appreciate your wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."

"What difference does it make?" Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"Not exactly," said the embarrassed man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."
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Old 05-01-2003, 12:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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HA! HAHA!! That's great!!!
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Old 05-01-2003, 01:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Very funny!
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Old 05-01-2003, 02:34 PM   #4 (permalink)
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He he he!! Love it!
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Old 05-01-2003, 03:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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She must have been blonde!
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Old 05-01-2003, 03:38 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Haha that's great
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:22 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Classic, I heard it with a blonde though.
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Old 05-01-2003, 05:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Cool. I'll use that one, thanks.
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Old 05-01-2003, 07:07 PM   #9 (permalink)
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nice
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Old 05-01-2003, 09:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
 
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ahaha!! "kids! DONT LOOK UP!"
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Old 05-02-2003, 07:25 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Nice one!
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Old 05-02-2003, 08:01 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I wish this happened in real life. It would be 1000x as funny.
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Old 06-04-2003, 04:56 AM   #13 (permalink)
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thanks for the chuckle!!!
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Old 06-04-2003, 06:46 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Boom, boom.
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Old 06-04-2003, 09:50 AM   #15 (permalink)
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ROFL
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Old 06-04-2003, 10:14 AM   #16 (permalink)
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that seems a little too weird... sounds like something made up just now.
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:19 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Is that considered dinner and a show?
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Old 06-04-2003, 11:31 AM   #18 (permalink)
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you forgot to say that she was a blonde too.....
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Old 06-04-2003, 04:53 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Now would you call that "au natural" lighting?

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Old 06-05-2003, 01:33 AM   #20 (permalink)
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sure she wasnt blond?
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